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Narrated by:
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Moira Quirk
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By:
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Tamsyn Muir
About this listen
The Emperor needs necromancers.
The Ninth Necromancer needs a swordswoman.
Gideon has a sword, some dirty magazines, and no more time for undead nonsense.
Tamsyn Muir’s Gideon the Ninth unveils a solar system of swordplay, cut-throat politics, and lesbian necromancers. Her characters leap out of the audio, as skillfully animated as arcane revenants. The result is a heart-pounding epic science fantasy.
Brought up by unfriendly, ossifying nuns, ancient retainers, and countless skeletons, Gideon is ready to abandon a life of servitude and an afterlife as a reanimated corpse. She packs up her sword, her shoes, and her dirty magazines, and prepares to launch her daring escape. But her childhood nemesis won’t set her free without a service.
Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Reverend Daughter of the Ninth House and bone witch extraordinaire, has been summoned into action. The Emperor has invited the heirs to each of his loyal Houses to a deadly trial of wits and skill. If Harrowhark succeeds she will be become an immortal, all-powerful servant of the Resurrection, but no necromancer can ascend without their cavalier. Without Gideon’s sword, Harrow will fail, and the Ninth House will die.
Of course, some things are better left dead.
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El Emperador necesita nigromantes. La nigromante de la Novena necesita una espadachina. Gideon tiene una espada, unas revistas guarras y ninguna paciencia para tonterías con los muertos vivientes.
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Disfrutable
- By R. Armas on 12-12-24
By: Tamsyn Muir, and others
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King of Battle and Blood
- Adrian X Isolde Series, Book 1
- By: Scarlett St. Clair
- Narrated by: Lilly Drake, Curt Bonnem
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
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Isolde de Lara considers her wedding day to be her death day. To end a years-long war, she is to marry vampire king Adrian Aleksandr Vasiliev, and kill him. But her assassination attempt is thwarted, and Adrian threatens that if Isolde tries to kill him again, he will raise her as the undead. Faced with the possibility of becoming the thing she hates most, Isolde seeks other ways to defy him and survive the brutal vampire court.
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I tried.
- By Jennifer Stapleton on 05-27-22
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Pine Creek Lodge
- A Sapphic Christmas Romance
- By: Lynette McCornan
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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Working through Christmas isn't exactly Nathalie Bergman's idea of holiday cheer, but with her family's bakery struggling after a devastating fire, she'll do whatever it takes to help. As a chalet girl at the upscale Pine Creek Lodge, she's used to catering to the wealthy elite of Aspen. But nothing prepares her for Sofia Holloway—the stunning tech CEO who arrives alone, armed with a frosty demeanor and a determination to avoid all things festive. As a snowstorm traps them together in the Colorado mountains, Nat discovers there's more to Sofia than her icy exterior suggests. Between ...
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Undercover
- Into Shadow collection
- By: Tamsyn Muir
- Narrated by: Susan Dalian
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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A fresh-faced newcomer arrives in an isolated, gang-run town and soon finds herself taking a job nobody else wants: bodyguard to a ghoul. Not just your average mindless, half-rotted shuffler, though. Lucille is a dancer who can still put on her own lipstick and whose shows are half burlesque, half gladiator match. But the stranger is no stranger to this particular ghoul. Both women are undercover in their own way. And both have something to lose if their connection comes to light.
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Minor Pronoun Confusion, decent read.
- By Talia Sturkie on 01-12-23
By: Tamsyn Muir
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Crave
- Crave Series, Book 1
- By: Tracy Wolff
- Narrated by: Heather Costa, Tim Paige
- Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
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My whole world changed when I stepped inside the academy. Nothing is right about this place or the other students in it. Here I am, a mere mortal among gods...or monsters. I still can't decide which of these warring factions I belong to, if I belong at all. I only know the one thing that unites them is their hatred of me. Then there's Jaxon Vega. A vampire with deadly secrets who hasn't felt anything for a hundred years.
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Just, no.
- By Chanelle K on 10-12-20
By: Tracy Wolff
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Theft of Swords [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Riyria Revelations, Book 1
- By: Michael J. Sullivan
- Narrated by: Amanda Forstrom, Andrew Quilpa, Andy Brownstein, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 59 mins
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There is no ancient evil to defeat, no orphan destined for greatness, just two guys in the wrong place at the wrong time. Royce Melborn, a skilled thief, and his mercenary partner, Hadrian Blackwater, make a profitable living carrying out dangerous assignments for conspiring nobles until they become the unwitting scapegoats in a plot to murder the king. Sentenced to death, they have only one way out...and so begins this tale of treachery and adventure, sword fighting and magic, myth and legend. Avempartha is the second of a six book series entitled the Riyria Revelations.
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Could do without the commercials throughout it
- By Amazon Customer on 01-26-22
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Aurora's Angel
- By: Emily Noon
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 20 hrs and 40 mins
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Alone since her father's murder, Aurora has spent years hunting his killers. Battle-weary she's ready to start over where no one knows who or what she is, she just has one last mission to complete. Everything is going to plan until she discovers the beautiful winged girl caged underground. Her decision to rescue Evie and to help her get home safely, despite avians being infamous for selling out shapeshifters like Aurora to cutters and black-market flesh dealers, will put her on a perilous path.
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Brilliant!
- By AmandaB on 11-07-20
By: Emily Noon
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The Dragon Shifter's Mates Boxed Set Books 1-4
- By: Eva Chase
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Felicity Munroe
- Length: 23 hrs and 32 mins
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When Ren Landis goes looking for excitement on her 21st birthday, getting kidnapped is a little more than she bargained for. So is finding out that shifters exist - and that she's one, too. As the last of the dragon shifters, she's got a role to fulfill: Take the alphas of the four shifter groups as her mates and unite all shifter kind. No pressure, right? Too bad Ren's fate isn't as simple as getting it on with four scorching-hot men.
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Listen at .085x speed
- By Chelsea Shannon on 12-30-20
By: Eva Chase
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Daughter of No Worlds
- The War of Lost Hearts, Book 1
- By: Carissa Broadbent
- Narrated by: Dan Calley, Esther Wane
- Length: 15 hrs and 32 mins
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Ripped from a forgotten homeland as a child, Tisaanah learned how to survive with nothing but a sharp wit and a touch of magic. But the night she tries to buy her freedom, she barely escapes with her life. Desperate to save the best friend she left behind, Tisaanah journeys to the Orders, the most powerful organizations of magic Wielders in the world. But to join their ranks, she must complete an apprenticeship with Maxantarius Farlione, a handsome and reclusive fire wielder who despises the Orders.
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I couldn’t finish it
- By Kinsey on 05-26-22
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The Warded Man
- By: Peter V. Brett
- Narrated by: Pete Bradbury
- Length: 18 hrs and 10 mins
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Peter V. Brett has won accolades from critics, fans and fellow authors alike for this riveting debut novel. The Warded Man features a world where demons stalk the night, hunting humans who have long forgotten the magic of their ancestors. But all is not lost, as some hold out hope that a savior will release humanity from the demons' terrifying reign.
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Brilliant
- By Meloney | Newlywed on 12-18-09
By: Peter V. Brett
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Elantris (Dramatized Adaptation)
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Christopher Graybill, Colleen Delany, David Coyne, and others
- Length: 18 hrs and 35 mins
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The city of the gods. Elantris once stood as the symbol of all that is beautiful. A sprawling metropolis of unrivaled grandeur, it was a symbol of power and strength, built to be as imposing as it was magnificent. But Elantris fell...10 years ago.
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Too mutch noise
- By Lucas Almeida Oliveira on 12-10-21
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A Fate of Wrath and Flame
- Fate of Wrath and Flame, Book 1
- By: K. A. Tucker
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Klett
- Length: 18 hrs and 18 mins
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Gifted thief Romeria has flourished from her days as a street kid pilfering wallets to survive. Now she thrives, stealing jewels from the rich under the involuntary employ of New York City's most notorious crime boss. But when an enigmatic woman secures her services at swordpoint, Romeria is plunged into a startling realm of opposing thrones, warring elven, and elemental magic she cannot begin to fathom. Her quest is straightforward: Steal a stone from Islor's sacred garden without anyone discovering her true identity, which would earn her certain death.
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I can’t
- By Tanisha Lee on 04-08-22
By: K. A. Tucker
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Paladin's Grace
- Saint of Steel Series # 1
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
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Three years later, Stephen is a broken paladin, living only for the chance to be useful before he dies. But all that changes when he encounters a fugitive named Grace in an alley and witnesses an assassination attempt gone wrong. Now the pair must navigate a web of treachery, beset on all sides by spies and poisoners, while a cryptic killer stalks one step behind....
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Really weird. Also gruesome. Graphic sex scenes.
- By Dragondreamer on 08-25-21
By: T. Kingfisher
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Of Beast and Beauty
- Daughters of Eville, Book 1
- By: Chanda Hahn
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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Everyone dreams of marrying a prince - except for me. I am nothing more than a pawn in my adoptive mother's diabolical plot against the seven kingdoms. I was the chosen tool, her sharpened blade that would cut the deepest into the heart of the kingdom of Baist. But like all deadly weapons, my wedding is two-edged sword that could cost me my soul. For I am Rosalie, one of the adopted daughters of Lady Eville, and it is my duty to enter into a loveless and hate-filled marriage with the narcissistic Crown Prince of Baist.
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OF BEAST AND BEAUTY
- By 🐺 SCARLET PIMPERNEL 🐺 on 11-08-19
By: Chanda Hahn
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- Anastasia Alter
- 09-29-19
The perfect mix of dark humor, fantasy, and sci-fi.
What a refreshing novel. The character driven narrative was fun, quirky, surprising, and often endearing (or silicious). I was really impressed at the way sexuality was acknowledged and normalized. It wasn’t weird. Thanks for writing a cheeky read I fell in love with. Can’t wait for the next installment!
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- Shawn T.
- 06-04-20
Captivating!
I literally stumbled across this book while searching for a new title to listen to. I took the chance, made the random purchase, it is at the top of my favorites list! I will be listening to this again.The narrator captures your attention within the first 5 minutes. The story flows well. If you purchase this book, you will not be displeased. Truth be told- I found myself driving around taking the extra long way home just so I could listen more
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- 🦑
- 05-04-21
Gothic fantasy
6/10 stars
Really stellar imagery, ideas, world-building, audiobook narration. Just didn’t strike any personal cords that makes me overly favor it or really desire to read it again. Am curious for the next installment coming.
All the characters were vivid and unapologetic. Writing was bald and graphic. Violence was graphic. Very gothic and creepy vibes. A horror, mystery, thriller of a sci-fi fantasy.
A hogwarts of necromancers and knights.
Audiobook narrator did a bang-up job.
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- Annabelle Duncan
- 07-29-20
An interesting whirlwind of a world
This is one of the more peculiar magic systems I have ever seen. The main two characters in the story really help hold everything together. It is, at times, a bit more graphical than I really need to know about; bodily fluids and miscellaneous gunk is mentioned at almost every possible opportunity.
Does as good job of making you wonder what the hell is going on. That I appreciated, though I feel like it also made some tense moments less impactful because, what the hell is going on?
I don't know quite what to make of the ending. Overall I enjoyed the book, but I wasn't left with a burning desire for any followup story. Moira Quirk was quite entertaining to listen to.
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- Jennifer L. Riches
- 10-08-20
Remarkable
Perfect match of author and narrator. The book witty and lively. Play the free sample and you get a legitimate feel for the book.
I'll edit the review to include links to screenshots of the houses to help people keep track. There are a substantial number of characters, each with their own voice matching the personality. That was remarkable. However, people may be called by first name, by last name, or by their house.
The audiobook starts with a listing of the houses and people, but it is vastly easier while listening to tab over to a screenshot to confirm a name.
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- Sam
- 11-13-19
Bones!
Tamsyn's dialog and Moira's many voices animate Gideon and crew as well as any necromancer.
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- Jeff Ammons
- 01-07-20
Amazing narrator
this story is a ton of fun and the narrator kills it (in a good way)
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- C T T
- 08-12-20
Refreshing story, expertly narrated
Great book, given life and substance through the excellent performance of Moira Quirk who managed to deftly navigate the juxtaposition of teenage coming of age and Lovecraftian horror.
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- Sara
- 03-09-21
I cheered, I cursed, I cried
honestly just a fantastic read, funny, suspenseful, heartrendingly ensnaring, I was enthralled start to finish
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- Rise _Above
- 06-08-20
Good story if a bit drab
Great build up, solid ending with good questions left unanswered. Sad at times, beautiful at times... horrible and wonderful to behold. Not a romance... but a good depth to everyone. that said, You utter bastard, how could you be so cruel. now give me the next book, I want to see what horrible places you take me next.
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