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Kieran McKenna
About this listen
Who is Johnny Two Kebabs?
There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists.
Is it true that on June 15, 2011, after drinking 13 pints of lager, he polished off two doner kebabs in one minute, 59 seconds? Is Johnny Two Kebabs just an urban legend? Is the song that was written about him and for which the video appears on the internet just in the tradition of Irish blarney and storytelling? Is it a type of Celtic mythology about larger-than-life figures? Were the comics which mysteriously appeared on the Internet in 2020 just fake news?
Now, at last, in his own words, Johnny Two Kebabs comes clean and in this volume as he recounts how he foiled a Russian assassination in the UK.
Johnny writes candidly about his experiences in the high stakes world of international intrigue and international seduction. He pulls no punches in his exposé of London’s dark underworld with its assassins, Irish pubs, kebab shops, and cans of super-strength lager or as Johnny calls it “the golden nectar that makes life worth living”.
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