
Freezing Cold Takes
NFL Football Media’s Most Inaccurate Predictions and the Fascinating Stories Behind Them
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Narrated by:
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Mike Chamberlain
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Fred Segal
About this listen
Since 2015, Fred Segal has chronicled "unprophetic" sports predictions on the internet. His Freezing Cold Takes social media pages feature quotes and predictions from members of the sports world that have aged poorly or were, in hindsight, flat-out wrong. The pages have become a guilty pleasure for hundreds of thousands of sports fans who love to see sports media's infamous "hot takes" that went cold.
Segal focuses on the NFL, and provides a vast collection of poorly aged predictions and analysis from NFL media members and personalities about some of the most famous teams and players in the league's history. He also explores ill-fated commentary related to draft picks, hiring decisions, and some of the NFL's most notable games. But this book is not simply a list of quotes. It delves through content mined from internet archives and original interviews with media, players, and coaches. Segal provides important background surrounding each featured mistake to offer essential context as to why the ill-fated prediction was made as well as why the personality who made the prediction is eating their words.
Together, the fourteen chapters—each spotlighting Freezing Cold Takes about a specific team or topic within a certain defined period—create a wholly unique and endlessly entertaining lens through which to explore NFL history.
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- Edward
- 07-16-23
Excellent novelization of the social media account
I was pleasantly surprised to find it was a deep dive into some of the more famous and impactful cold takes in football, versus just an overload of bad takes you could just get scrolling the FCT accounts. That deep look into the take being made, why it was made, and why it did/didn't make sense in the context of the time period (along with many of them including follow-ups in more recent times) was awesome.
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