
Fire Trucks, Garter Belts, & My Perfect Ex
Edie's Automotive Guide, Book 2
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The laugh-out-loud, multi-award-winning series is back!
After facing the same health scare that took her mother, adult film star Vera Eastman sets out on a road trip to finish her mom’s bucket list. First stop, the hometown she escaped the moment she graduated. Her defiant arrival puts her face-to-face with her first love - her first everything - Jack Reeves.
Jack’s still the guy who can steal her heart with a smile, but he hasn’t forgiven her for leaving, and avoiding him proves difficult. Not only is he her grandma’s neighbor, but Grandma pays Jack to mow the lawn shirtless, and his firefighter job has him frequently rescuing Vera, as her ability to find trouble - was it her fault the ladder on the water tower broke? - becomes as formidable a matchmaker as her grandma.
Small-town-itis must be contagious. That’s the only explanation for Grandma’s stupid cat being in love with Jack’s damn dog, for Vera’s sudden urge to move home, and for her falling for Jack all over again. Eating chocolate body paint out of the jar can’t even help her with this mess.
Buckle up for another wild ride through Grenadine!
"Absolutely hysterical, utterly original, & completely darling." (Elyssa Mann, 3BookGirls Podcast)
“Great, really vivid characters and storytelling.” (Tristan Taormino, author of 50 Shades of Kink)
Contains mature themes.
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- Tori Lynne
- 07-18-19
Great story, sex positive, and fun
Vera is such a fun, likable, relatable character. This second chance romance feels familiar and unique at the same time. I love the care Heather puts into giving all her characters depth and researching the things that would make them realistic. #sayyestoconsent
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