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Andersen Prunty
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Andersen Prunty
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Social networks can be used for a number of things such as finding out what friends and family members are up to, trying to get girls to take their clothes off on camera, raising awareness, and organizing protests, revolutions, and relief efforts. But what if one man decided to use a social network for one of the most idiotic causes in human history? Join the hopeless and brain damaged Andy Boring in his quest to Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever!!!!
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- timj26
- 10-22-19
Excellent
The manic telling of one mans dream to fill the Grand Canyon
Well narrated and completely outside the box highly recommended
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