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Jerry Belitch
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Fantasia Seele has always been naive, but nothing can prepare her for the day she meets notorious serial killer Tristan Shay. Tristan leads a disturbing lifestyle, and has a dark past to go along with it. From the moment the two encounter one another, it's love at first sight, and the killer agrees to take Fantasia under his wing and introduce his new protege to his sick world. While learning more about her new man and the lifestyle he's created for himself, Fantasia soon finds they share the same violent tendencies, and bond over Tristan's preferred sexual method, necrophilia, becoming inseparable in the process.
A parody of the wildly popular Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, Fifty Ways to Slay tells a twisted love story that proves no matter what your background, we can all be seduced by the dark side.
Narrators include Stephanie Lehane, Jerry Belitch, Heather Lawrence, Anthony Arodo, Edward Jazznow, Jenny Lynn, Brian Ross, Alvan Rouida, Preston Welbourn, Aaron Lucas, Effram Sotolongo, and Amanda Walter.
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