
Fifty Things That Aren't My Fault
Essays from the Grown-up Years
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Cathy Guisewite
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Anna Guisewite
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Cathy Guisewite
About this listen
A national best seller
From the creator of the iconic "Cathy" comic strip comes her first collection of funny, wise, poignant, and incredibly honest essays about being a woman in what she lovingly calls "the panini generation".
As the creator of "Cathy", Cathy Guisewite found her way into the hearts of fans more than 40 years ago and has been there ever since. Her hilarious and deeply relatable look at the challenges of womanhood in a changing world became a cultural touchstone for women everywhere.
Now, Guisewite returns with her signature wit and warmth in this debut essay collection about another time of big transition, when everything starts changing and disappearing without permission: aging parents, aging children, aging self stuck in the middle.
With her uniquely wry and funny admissions and insights, Guisewite unearths the humor and horror of everything from the mundane (trying to introduce her parents to TiVo and facing four decades' worth of unorganized photos) to the profound (finding a purpose post-retirement, helping parents downsize their lives, and declaring freedom from all those things that hold us back). No longer confined to the limits of four comic panels, Guisewite holds out her hand in prose form and becomes a reassuring companion for those on the threshold of "what happens next". Heartfelt and humane and always cathartic, Fifty Things That Aren't My Fault is ideal for mothers, daughters, and anyone who is caught somewhere in between.
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"The creator of the iconic cartoon Cathy comes out of retirement to make us laugh, cry, and remind us - with humor and pathos - that yes, we...live to tell the tale." (O: The Oprah Magazine)
"Often hilarious and true, [Fifty Things That Aren't My Fault] gets at that tension between the empowerment propaganda women are raised on and the gendered I-am-responsible-for-everyone's-well-being reality in which most of us still live." (Time)
"This new book will feel like a friend...the kind who knows exactly what to say when you need some reassurance." (NPR)
grew up with cathy
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I think the audiobook is perfect, too, because her mom speaks many of her own lines.
A wonderful surprise
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Wonderful.
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review#1
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Not my demographic, but still good
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Erma Bombeck Lives!
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Thank you Cathy, You’re Not Alone!
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This book is really funny, with enough one-liners that Cathy should think about becoming a standup comedian. The book is also deep and intellectual with moral objections and arguments on a range of topics related middle aged women: rearing children, building a career and a family, and, along with her sisters, caring for 90 year old parents. The issues in this collection are definitely those of an affluent white lady, but she owns it. Even the rich white lady faces job setbacks, heartbreaks, personal anxieties, and sees the objectification of women in the clothing choices available at the mall, to be super specific.
Cathy Guisewite gets personal in this book, too. She reveals her humble heritage, as granddaughter to an illiterate Slovakian country bride whose own daughter, Cathy’s mom Anna, taught her to sign her name when Granny was about 28. Cathy’s mother, first in her family to attend college, majored in journalism and worked for a short, thrilling time before marriage writing ad copy for a midwestern department store. Cathy marvels at her mom’s modesty, and discovers her successful ad man dad was ghost-written by his young wife for some time when he started out in advertising. Cathy muses on the evolving roles of women and has a great chapter on how easy she thought it would be to work around her infant daughter’s schedule. Cathy’s relatable frustrations with her occassionally obnoxious grown up daughter (as only daughters can be with their moms) mirrors her own interactions with her mother Anna. (Her mom reads the mom parts in the book, too, which is a treat.)
The whole book is so enjoyably surprising, with quiet or sometimes very loud revelations about all manner of things which Cathy needs to get off her chest. Polite Detroit Cathy allows pissed off Cathy to cork off about the ridiculous numbers of styles and sizes of jeans for women. She goes on a funny rant about women’s lingerie and why there’s no sexy, silly equivalent for men. My favorite essay was about downsizing her parents’ house and all of the happy memories that are evoked through their possessions. She has a wonderful essay about her aging father and all the things he taught her and her sisters with his capable hands. And in between trips to visit her parents in Florida she has lunch with a girlfriend who somehow unwittingly but confidently breaks all the BFF rules, leaving Cathy apoplectic by meal’s end. Lots of Cathy’s observations had me laughing and crying in the same paragraph.
I highly recommend this book of essays for many reasons, not the least of which is its funny! Cathy writes thoughtfully and sardonically about motherhood and daughterhood, about treating others with respect and is still rotating her self-effacing gaze from herself to the rest of us and back again.
This Book Is Funny!
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SO relevant.
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Such a wonderful listen
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