
Fart Powers, Volume 1
How I Got My Super Fart Powers, Traveled Through Time with Merlin and Saved the Kingdom
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Narrated by:
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Rick Struve
About this listen
Getting super powers, traveling through time, and saving a kingdom, all with the power of the fart!
Fighting the evil wizard Hendrick with the help of Merlin, Robinhood, the ferries of the forest, goblins, trolls, and Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma, the wolf.
The first audiobook on the fun adventure of Fart Powers....
©2018 John Thomas Mattison (P)2018 John Thomas MattisonListeners also enjoyed...
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