
Falling in Love with a Tiny Bat
That's (Para) Normal, Book 5
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Stefanie Kay
About this listen
I never wanted a soulmate, and I certainly don't want him living in my guest bedroom.
When Alexios Vox appears on my doorstep looking like the butler lead in a popular anime, the last thing I expect is for him to invite me into the Villain Protection Program.
My first mission? Foster the child he and Mr. Cheekbones Kidnapper Extraordinaire stole.
Do I want to protect a villain?
No. Not even a little bit.
But do I want the opportunity to finally adopt a child?
Yes.
Even if the price Alexios demands in return for making this possible… is everything I have.
Falling in Love with a Tiny Bat is a laugh-out-loud romantic comedy with fantasy elements, neurodivergent characters, and plenty of closed-door sizzle. For mature listeners.
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