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Narrated by:
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Don T. Lassen
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Donna Tellame
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By:
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George Saoulidis
About this listen
When an astronaut attempts to add cooking to her list of nonexistent wife-material skills, she fails so spectacularly that she blows herself into space. Without a suit on. Full of pent-up anger and regret from all the social pressure.
If she survives those precious seconds till help arrives, she's done with all that.
The next time she meets someone, she might just explode.
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- Tina G.
- 11-24-19
Cooking gone wrong...
Explosive Decompression by George Saoulidis and narrated by Don T. Lassen & Donna Tellame is a slightly humorous tale of cooking gone wrong.
What’s it about? Heliodora is an astronaut who learns to cook and it goes bad. There’s some humor, tech, and George’s unique spin on his story. I wish it was just a little longer as I feel a little more really would have made it five stars. The narrators were both great. Overall I’d recommend.
Parental guidance/trigger warnings: some swearing.
*I was given a free review copy of the audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review. Thank you for allowing me to listen and review the book!
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- G C
- 10-02-19
I LIKED IT!
I liked it! The narration was good. The author did a good job with the characters. I look forward to reading more books from this author. I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Mandy Buffington
- 11-28-19
Quick fun read
I received this book for free at my request but the opinion is of my own. Very cute funny short story. Feel there could have been more. Why was she in the station? Why didn’t she know how to cook? What happens after.
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- Dakota Nikaido
- 06-30-19
Short, but interesting
An interesting story though very short. Not too sure if I should be sorry for the MC. However, it was funny to hear her blow up about the same problem she had.
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- Shanna Tidwell
- 12-26-19
Funny!
I love George’s work. Always entertaining, original and often quick like this short story.
I love the frustration of the ending scream. It made me laugh.
Great narration
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