
Everyone Is Awful
A Short Story Collection (Short Stories, Book 2)
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Narrated by:
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Alex Harvey-Brown
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By:
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George T Riley
About this listen
If you’ve ever had the feeling that, at heart, most people are just really terrible, then this is the book for you - a collection of short stories about awful people doing awful things to one another. In these dark and satirical tales, you’ll witness the fallout from a disgraced pop star, the perils of cancel culture, the rabbit hole of COVID conspiracies, the merciless hunt for revenge, and one billionaire’s plan to save the world.
Including:
The King Is Dead, Part I
Carlos works the Las Vegas strip for tips, dressed as his hero, the late Dante DaSilva. But he’s about to discover just how far Dante’s star has fallen.
So You've Been Canceled
Oliver White, social media commentator and king of the cancel, finds himself on the wrong side of a scandal.
Lion's Teeth
A chance online discovery sets Beth on a path to avenge a crime from her past, if she can only track down the man responsible....
The King Is Dead, Part II
On the eve of launching her new album, Diamond DaSilva is reeling from the revelations about her father. Could a TV interview provide redemption?
Deep State
Margot Kyle is a proud mother and business owner. But when COVID hits, her world falls apart - and somebody has to pay.
Burn
Life is hot in 2055. The planet is burning up and one rich family finds itself the target of retribution.
Cutter
An inexplicable crime wave sweeps a suburban borough, resisted only by a militant Facebook group. Can they stand up to a killer?
The King Is Dead, Part III
Dante DaSilva’s castle mansion is up for sale. Who would buy such a thing, and what secrets might it harbor?
The One Who Took Her
Everyone knows the face of the girl who disappeared, yet no one know what happened to her…except the one who took her.
Marcel Bell Saves the World
Billionaire, philanthropist, private islander: Marcel Bell is many things. But above all, he is a man with a plan - and a massive rocket.
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