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Douglas Wilson
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Douglas Wilson
About this listen
Evangellyfish is a ruthless, grimly amused, and above all, honest look at one of the darkest corners in the Western world. Douglas Wilson, a pastor of more than 30 years, paints a vivid and painful picture of evangelical boomchurch leadership...in bed.
Chad Lester's kingdom is found in the Midwest. His voice crawls over the airwaves, his books are read by millions (before he reads them), and thousands ride the escalators into the sanctuary every Sunday. And Saturday. And Wednesday, too. He is the head pastor of Camel Creek - a CEO of Soul. And souls come cheap, so he has no overhead.
When Lester is (falsely) accused of molesting a young male counselee, his universe begins to crumble. He is a sexual predator, yes. But strictly straight (and deeply offended that anyone would suggest otherwise). Detectives, reporters, assistant pastors, and old lovers and pay-offs all come out to play.
John Mitchell is also a pastor, but he has no kingdom to speak of - only smalltime choir feuds. He is thrilled at the great man's fall, but his joy quickly fades when the imploding Lester calls him - and a lover or two - for help. How low can grace go? Whores, thieves, and junkies, sure. But pastors?
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In Greene Pastures
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A Concise Partial-Preterist Commentary
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By: Douglas Wilson
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- Unabridged
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Overall
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Future Men
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In this book, Douglas Wilson discusses how parents can help their sons cultivate true masculinity and become men who are strong and self-sacrificial, just as Christ was. This book is a part of Douglas Wilson's series of books on the family, which has helped many people trying to deal with the on the everyday messes that come with sinners trying to live under the same roof. This book on raising sons covers issues such as laziness, Christian liberty, school, sports, girls, and proper contempt for the cool.
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What a helpful guide for a mother of 3 sons
- By Scott Karl on 03-03-20
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How to Exasperate Your Wife
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Marriage is not a vending machine, and love is not two quarters to put into it. It's a manner of life, not an exchange of commodities. So, what does it look like when a man loves a woman? Douglas Wilson answers that question in How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men, and his responses are as wide-ranging and humorous as they are incisive and down to earth. He explains why men's distorted view of wisdom handicaps their understanding of their wives, and he exposes rigid (and wrong) approaches to marriage and relationships.
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Wonderful insights
- By j0gs_147 on 04-14-25
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Andrew and the Firedrake
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- Narrated by: Tim Stephenson
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
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Andrew awakes in a strange garden perched on the side of a mountain. The boy can't remember who or where he is. But he does know that he has a task to do - and it's very important he complete it exactly the way he was instructed, no matter who - or what - tells him otherwise...At the every step of his quest. Andrew is faced with a choice: Will he do what he knows he must, or will he take a shortcut? He will meet new friends, bitter enemies, and some who are a little of both as he discovers his story is at once stranger and more magical than he thought.
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Debating the Text of the Word of God
- By: Douglas Wilson, James R. White
- Narrated by: Douglas Wilson, James R. White
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
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Christians believe that the Bible is the "word of God." But to what text does this refer? Is it the Bible translation I hold in my hands? Is it a textual family behind the King James Version? Is it a modern critical text, with its attempt to recover a single "original"? Or is it something else? In this lively debate about the world's most influential book, two Christian intellectuals confront this subject head-on. Both participants come from a conservative evangelical tradition, and yet passionately disagree about what version of the New Testament is truly God-breathed.
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Good debate on the subject
- By Patrick S. on 12-10-17
By: Douglas Wilson, and others
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A Serrated Edge: A Brief Defense of Biblical Satire and Trinitarian Skylarking
- By: Douglas Wilson
- Narrated by: Brian Kohl
- Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
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Satire is a kind of preaching. Satire pervades Scripture. Satire treats the foibles of sinners with a less than perfect tenderness. But if a Christian employs satire today, he is almost immediately called to account for his "insensitive" and "unloving" behavior. Yet Scripture shows that the central point of some religious controversies is to give offense. When Christ was confronted with ecclesiastical obstinacy and other forms of arrogance, He showed us a godly pattern for giving offense.
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A Much Needed Book
- By Luke Childress on 09-09-24
By: Douglas Wilson
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Recovering the Lost Tools of Learning
- An Approach to Distinctively Christian Education
- By: Douglas Wilson
- Narrated by: Gentry Rench
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Thirty years ago, Recovering the Lost Tools of Learning was published so that Christian parents instead of fretfully wringing their hands at the deterioration of American culture would actually do something to resist it. Pastor and school-founder Douglas Wilson called on parents to reject public schools and to give their kids a completely different type of education, with the Lordship of Jesus Christ at the center.
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Fidelity
- By: Douglas Wilson
- Narrated by: Aaron Ventura
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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We live in a time when marital fidelity is under assault. Driven by the forces of relativism, our society assaults sexual fidelity on numerous fronts. The push for homosexual marriages, for example, come at the end of the fall into perversion, not the beginning. Faithless husbands began the fall long ago, and our culture, with all its washed-out self-help books, fails to address the real problem - sin.
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This addresses many topics that are unaddressed
- By Freddy on 11-28-23
By: Douglas Wilson
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Heaven Misplaced
- Christ's Kingdom on Earth
- By: Douglas Wilson
- Narrated by: Ben Zornes
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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Though most Christians refrain from predicting exactly when our world will end, many believe that when Earth's finale does arrive, it will be a catastrophe. Details vary, but the general assumption is the same: Things will get much, much worse before they get better. But is this really what the Bible teaches? Leaving aside the theological terms that often confuse and muddle this question, Douglas Wilson instead explains eschatology as the end of the greatest story in the world.
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Heaven is intermediate
- By Brandon on 03-18-24
By: Douglas Wilson
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The Covenant Household
- By: Douglas Wilson
- Narrated by: Wade Stotts
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
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Families are formed by covenants. But what is a covenant, and what does that mean for your family? Throughout Scripture, God makes covenants with his people. This is not just a contract, but a personal bond in which God takes responsibility for his people, and his people respond to him in faith.
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Douglas Wilson’s insightful perspective on marriage was truly remarkable.
- By chris on 12-11-24
By: Douglas Wilson
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Rules for Reformers
- By: Douglas Wilson
- Narrated by: Toby Sumpter
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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In Rules for Reformers, Douglas Wilson poaches the political craft of radical progressives and applies it to Christian efforts in the current culture war. The result is a spicy blend of combat manual and cultural manifesto. Rules for Reformers is a little bit proclamation of grace, a little bit Art of War, and a little bit analysis of past embarrassments and current cowardice, all mixed together with a bunch of advanced knife-fighting techniques. As motivating as it is provocative, Rules for Reformers is just plain good to hear.
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I dont like it
- By cmb on 03-10-20
By: Douglas Wilson
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The Boniface Option
- A Strategy for Christian Counteroffensive in a Post-Christian Nation
- By: Andrew Isker
- Narrated by: Joel Jeffrey
- Length: 3 hrs and 29 mins
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You live in a dystopia. Every part of historical human existence in our world has been turned on its head. The world we live in is an inversion of what God created you to live in. All that is good is treated as though it were repugnant. All that is beautiful is treated as though it were repulsive. And the truth is forbidden while the most outrageous lies are exalted. This world did not become like this by accident or by inexorable forces of history. This world was engineered to be this way. It was designed to take the life your ancestors had and tear it apart.
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Listen if you dare
- By Brent Long on 09-06-23
By: Andrew Isker
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The Case for Classical Christian Education
- By: Douglas Wilson
- Narrated by: Gentry Rench
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Published almost 20 years ago, Douglas Wilson’s Case for Classical Christian Education is a call for parents and educators to do more than just teach kids how to read or to do math and science. Instead, parents and teachers need to educate children’s minds, hearts, and imaginations. Both homeschooling parents and Christians seeking to build schools will find a lot of guidance from this book. Wilson explains the benefits of an education that is both distinctively classical and distinctively Christian, and explains what such an education might look like.
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Recording is horrible.
- By ZHop59 on 11-28-23
By: Douglas Wilson
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- John currey
- 10-13-22
Hilarious
Fun story, read in dead pan though, Douglas is good enough to listen to, but the voices could have been expressed better.
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