
Eton Mess Massacre
Albert Smith's Culinary Capers, Book 12
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Charles Robert Fox
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Steve Higgs
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Baking. It can get a guy killed.
When the chef tipped to win this year’s annual Eton Mess competition falls to his death in mysterious circumstances, Albert races to investigate—surely this is the work of the Gastrothief again.
However, Albert barely makes it out of the train station before his detective’s brain sees something most other people would never spot–a crime is about to take place, and there’s no way he can ignore it.
Instantly shackled with a new problem, Albert attempts to solve both cases simultaneously, but is he up to the task?
It’s a good thing he has trusted partner Rex Harrison, the oversized former police dog, ready to lend a paw because this time, he’s going to need all the help he can get.
New sidekicks to meet, new dishes to taste, and yet another deadly adventure awaits as Albert and Rex try to give the bad guys their just desserts!
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- Candice-Lynn Read Charron
- 02-12-24
love these books
The main human characters are interesting but Rex Harrison is my new doggie hero. His antics, and Eric's as well, make me laugh out loud.
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- Gerald L. Boysworth
- 11-14-23
Funny
Great story and funny I love the way this one took a turn and told more about the Earl too
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- Cackie
- 12-11-23
Another great example
Albert and Rex continue to be great. Looking forward to them clearing Albert and his family.
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- Darrell L. Martin
- 08-19-23
I just can't get enough.
Steve Hicks is a MasterChef of storytelling.
He serves up compelling mysteries and delightful characters on a perfect plate.
I particularly like the complexity of what Albert and Rex had to go through with this story... and I really really hope that I will get to meet Eric again and some future story, or series.
the narrator is amazing also.
I'm truly pulled in to the story even more with his performance.
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Loved all of it! Bravo once again. Great Narrator and wonderful story. I love all of the Rex books.
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- B Harris
- 10-30-23
Love this Story line
I started with the first 10 books and just had to see where it’s going! I love Albert and Rex. Rex’s dialog makes me laugh out loud! Jolly good fun!
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- Isabel L Staples
- 01-23-24
great story
love the storyline, love Rex, great humor, new sidekick, Eric, gave me out loud laughs!
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- Cindy Wooten
- 04-21-23
Steve Higgs has done it again
wonderful story. I am hoping we will see more of Eric in spin off series. Maybe Big Ben will get Eric after he gets kicked out of the police force? Anyway, it is highly recommended series.
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- Diane Styrcula
- 03-19-24
the narrator uses different accents for the characters.
the story was very good. it keeps you wanting to find out what happens next.
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