
Elf Against the Wall
A Holiday Romantic Comedy
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Narrated by:
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Avery Reid
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Tim Page
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By:
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Alina Jacobs
About this listen
When you kiss your perfect boyfriend under the mistletoe...only for your cousin scream to the family that you stole her man, you realize that you will never again have a merry Christmas.
In my defense, I didn’t know my boss—yup, boss. Buckle up because this is messy—was my cousin’s newly minted and totally lying fiancé. I thought he was the Nutcracker Prince come to finally show my family that I, too, was worthy of putting the star atop the Christmas tree.
I was so wrong.
Now my entire family thinks I’m a ho ho ho.
I’m at the top of the naughty list, not in a fun Elf on the Shelf way, but rather in a snide-comments-at-brunch and sitting-at-the-kids’-table kinda way.
I have to clear my name, or Christmas is ruined. Again.
What better way than to blackmail my family’s number one sworn enemy?
Anderson Wynter is this desperate elf’s last hope. Six-foot-five, ethically challenged, with washboard abs and a death wish, Anderson is the perfect weapon to expose my ex and help me get back in my family’s good graces.
That is, until the weapon massively backfires… and no, not like that.
Anderson goes full Nightmare Before Christmas and shows up at my family’s annual holiday party in nothing but tattoos and a motorcycle helmet and tells everyone we’re dating.
Yep, that kicks me off the naughty list and sends me straight to the Grinch’s garbage dump.
Now I’m chained to a motorcycle-riding bad elf with terrible morals and an even worse attitude—one who sticks his hand down my shirt in the middle of my parents’ posh country club and tells me to ride him like I do his bike.
When I slap him, he just smirks and asks if I fluff my marshmallows while fantasizing about betraying my family with him.
As if.
No way am I sleeping with the man my entire family hates.
Because that won’t just ruin Christmas.
It’ll ruin the rest of my life.
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When I stepped into the courtroom this morning, I intended to fight for my client's life. I never expected to run for my own. Now the courthouse is in lockdown, and I'm trapped in a tiny room with my nemesis—the West Oaks PD cop who hates me most. He's a single dad with a growly attitude, an ex-Marine, and he's the star witness against my client. But it turns out Detective Sean Holt and I do have something in common. This threat against us is personal, and the maniac behind it wants us both dead.
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Great story
- By Veronica on 05-12-25
By: Hannah Shield
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Finn
- The Irishmen, Book 1
- By: Melanie Moreland
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, John Lane
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Finn O’Reilly is stern, powerful, and confident. He oversees his hotel and his syndicate with a commanding presence and leadership, knowing any weakness could be used against him. And he has none. Except Una Murphy. The woman he lost his heart to and still loves, even though she wants nothing to do with him.
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This is easily my favorite Melanie Moreland audio!
- By Christine on 05-26-25
By: Melanie Moreland
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Messing with My Brother's Best Friends
- By: Sam Hall
- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Dorje Swallow
- Length: 13 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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What do you do when you run into the men who made your childhood hell? Move in with them, of course! It was a decision made from one part desperation and one part need for revenge… I moved into their house, but they quickly moved into my mind every waking minute of every freaking day because they're different than I remember.
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Aussie Spin
- By Angie White on 06-05-25
By: Sam Hall
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Cocky Score
- Hawkeyes Hockey Series, Book 1
- By: Kenna King
- Narrated by: Christian Fox, Erin Mallon
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Being hired as the PR representative for the hockey team I’ve always been a fan of, should be a dream come true, especially because my old crush plays for them. My suggestion to save Briggs's career is solid… have him fake date someone wholesome who can change his image. That’s when my big mouth gets in the way and I admit to being the-girl-next-door. Now… my boss is offering me the promotion of a lifetime, but it comes with strings… Fake date Briggs Conley!
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Cocky Score
- By Rachel on 01-19-24
By: Kenna King
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Bishop
- By: Eden Summers
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Alan Carlson
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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In a moment of weakness I sent out a cry for help—one that was answered by my estranged brother’s right-hand man. A murderer. A butcher. He storms into my life with his expensive suit pockets full of sedatives and cable ties in case I don’t approve of his form of protection. Let me assure you, I don’t. But when my world falls apart and I have nowhere else to go, I’m forced to escape with him.
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Enjoyed this book
- By Amazon Customer on 04-11-25
By: Eden Summers
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The Changeup
- The Vegas Kings, Book 1
- By: Emily Childs
- Narrated by: Mia Madison, C.J. Mission
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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He's baseball's biggest heartbreaker. I'm a recovering romantic...and his new trainer. Parker Knight is a smooth-talking pitcher with a smile for days and a roster of broken hearts behind him. Those are only a few reasons why a guy like him is never getting near my heart. After making a move to prove I deserve a place within my dad's baseball empire, the last thing on my mind is a playboy pitcher. I didn't know who he was when we randomly met off the field, and Parker certainly had no idea I'm the team owner's daughter. He thought I was going to be his next conquest.
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great story
- By Anonymous User on 05-16-25
By: Emily Childs
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The Elysean Trials
- The Holy Bloodlines, Book 1
- By: D.N. Hoxa
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson, Troy Duran
- Length: 17 hrs and 41 mins
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Elyseans are so wise… Elyseans are so beautiful…. Elyseans are divine… Elyseans are power-hungry assholes with a god complex. Yes, I said it. Sue me and bring out your pitchforks. Unfortunately for me, the deadly Elysean Trials are right around the corner. Despite my unpopular opinion of them and anything Olympian-gods related, when they unleash their strange blue birds to select mortals around the country as candidates, one of them chooses me.
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Hard to Rate
- By L V Red on 08-20-24
By: D.N. Hoxa
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Carnage Island
- A Reject Island Novel: Reject Island, Book 4
- By: Lexi C. Foss
- Narrated by: Sarah Puckett, Kale Williams, Jack Calihan, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
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Welcome to Carnage Island. Home of brutal chaos. Blood and tears. And nefarious schemes. A half-breed. A reject. A wolf without a mate. My family doesn't want me. My alpha disowned me. And my mate rejected me. So I’ve just been given a new pack assignment. Carnage Island. Home to the worst of wolf kind. Vicious. Cruel beasts. Wicked deeds. I’m not one of them. But I’m not a Nantahala wolf either. I’m something distinctly other: an Omega trapped in an Alpha’s skin. One step toward my fate, and all the males turn their heads. I’m fresh meat. Property to be claimed.
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Another great addition to our addiction
- By The Book Madame on 05-31-22
By: Lexi C. Foss
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Who's Your Daddy
- By: Lauren Rowe
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Once I saw Marnie Long, a sassy, sultry, charismatic older woman in a bar, I couldn’t peel my eyes off her. I wanted her. At least, for one night. I’m way too busy with my career these days for anything more. As it turned out, after recently getting burned, Marnie was on the same page as me—all she wanted was one night of fun. I was happy to be of service. What I didn’t expect during our night together, however, was how deeply we connected. Also, how much I was dying to see her again the next morning.
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🩷💕 A TRULY WONDERFUL LISTEN 💕🩷
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 10-08-24
By: Lauren Rowe
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Meeting Mr. Anderson
- The Men, Book 1
- By: Elle Nicoll
- Narrated by: Alastair Haynesbridge, Islay Jacobs
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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After the stunt my ex pulled, no one would blame me if I swore off men forever, especially one like Mr Jay Anderson, Hollywood’s sexiest heartthrob. Maybe undressing me with his striking blue eyes as I perform the safety demonstration on a flight to LA is normal behaviour for him. Maybe not. But I know one thing for sure, he should come with a warning label. Because once you meet a man like Jay Anderson, there is no going back.
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Borring!!!
- By TR on 12-25-22
By: Elle Nicoll
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Rebel Revenge
- Saint View Rebels, Book 1
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Michelle Sparks, Michael Gallagher, Gregory Salinas, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
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"You may now kiss your bride". They were the last words my mother heard before she collapsed on the church steps, poison ending her pitifully short life. When her new husband dies minutes later, all eyes turn to me. There are whispers. Accusations. The verdict is split. I murdered them both. Or I'm the next to die.
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Sound Effects
- By Vanessa Cobb on 05-09-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Possession
- The Agents
- By: Brynne Asher
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Rose Dioro
- Length: 14 hrs
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I’m nothing but a payment, bartered to the most powerful cartel in the northern hemisphere and forced to marry a man I do not know. My father sold me to save his own skin. He might as well have ushered me to the gates of hell. The Marino family is sadistic. If rumors are true, they’ll own me, use me, control me, and strip me of every freedom I’ve taken for granted. I’ll be a shiny new toy in a dark and deadly underworld.
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Great story & narrators!
- By K. Windham on 03-10-24
By: Brynne Asher
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Doctored Vows
- Marital Privileges, Book 1
- By: Shandi Boyes
- Narrated by: Artemis Jones, J. Tipstone
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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The Ivanov family exudes wealth and power, so when its founder shows up on the surgical roster of a third-year resident, even with me not laying eyes on her previously, I’m thrust under their spotlight. Her son’s, to be precise. Maksim Ivanov is a walking red flag. He oozes confidence, and appears to have never been told no, but despite our differences, sparks ignite the moment we trade sultry glances. The tension is white hot. I’ve never experienced such an immediate mutual connection. But as quickly as his mother was placed under my care, she is removed.
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Wooof
- By Savannah on 06-28-25
By: Shandi Boyes
I'm sure that someone who can look past this an appreciate the humorous parts - of which there are many - this is certainly a good book for them.
It just was not it for me.
Not so feel-good
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A lot of crazy situations happen and some are genuinely funny, but with a lot of inappropriate bad behavior, think Bad Santa. This follows the same pattern/story line as the first book in the series
Overall I gave it 3.5-4 Stars ⭐️
The audiobook has dual narration and both narrators, Avery Reid & Tim Page, did a great job 👏 🎙️👏 4⭐️
Funny awkward family Christmas romance
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How can they be so mean!
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Elf against the wall
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Evie and Anderson have great chemistry and brilliant banter! Add in Evie's crazy family and Anderson's meddling brother and you have a hit!
Granny Doyle is quite the character and she reminded me a lot of my own Grandma. She had me laugh out loud...a lot.
The story for me is 4.25 stars.
The narration is about 3.25 stars. I enjoyed their own character narrations, but a lot of the supporting actors sounded exactly the same and I struggles with figuring out who was who. It didn't take away from the plot, but I had to relisten to some scenes a few times.
Dual Narration
Romantic Comedy
Holiday Romance
Spicy
Granny with Attitude!
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A great Holiday laugh
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Many different ways to feel the holiday
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Blackmail at it's best.
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Pretty Good. Definitely funny!
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everything
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