
Don't Tell Mom I'm Dead
A Romcom Vampire Romance
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Virtual Voice
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Juliann Whicker

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When witches use me to summon a demon, I wake up buried in a shallow grave. If that wasn't enough trauma, I'm kicked out of my nice private school and sent to Dead Academy, because apparently, I'm dead. Dead but still kicking. I'm talking soccer, naturally, or unnaturally because what's natural about an undead soccer team? With my death comes a few perks. Did I call them perks? Being able to talk to ghosts and cats really doesn't make up for the fact that I'm decomposing, particularly when the guy I kind of liked before I died is now a gorgeous vampire who can't stand the sight or smell of me. It's fine. The hate is mutual. Who has time to worry about dating when the wicked witches are still out there, trying to take over the world and kill me? Again.
Don't Tell Mom I'm Dead is the first book in a funny, lighthearted romp on the dark side. BFF's that try to kill you, talking cats that can slay a demon, and a tall dark, handsome vampire that drives you insane.
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