
Don't Point That Thing at Me
A Charlie Mortdecai Mystery
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Simon Prebble
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With his thuggish manservant, the incomparably named Jock Strapp, Mortdecai endures all manner of nastiness involving stolen paintings, a vintage Rolls Royce, secret police, a whirlwind trip to the United States, a dead client, and a ravishing and wealthy young widow, all to make a dishonest living. He's not one to pass up a drink, and he prides himself on being stylishly dressed for whatever occasion may present itself, no matter how debauched. Don't miss this brilliant mixture of comedy, crime, and suspense.
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Critic reviews
"Wickedly entertaining....A sure-fire, acid-tongued winner." (Publishers Weekly)
"[A] laugh-out-loud nasty tale of international intrigue." (Kirkus Reviews)
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- Tom Bourguillon
- 10-25-21
I loved the narration more that the story
I thought this would be a more comedically written story, and has moments where it is, but the main character “Charlie” is just so full of himself and doesn’t earn and it just rubs me the wrong way.
There are moments where the buddy relationship with his butler/bodyguard really makes me think ok this is where the story becomes the buddy cop story I’ve been waiting for but it’s not that. And the ending just left me empty.
But that narration - marvelous! The different style of voices was just amazing.
I think I read the description wrong and was hoping for a different kind of story maybe - so take my comments with a grain of salt.
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- Voyajer
- 04-22-21
PG Wodehouse mixed with 1960s James Bond
Must read! Author is brilliant in his own right and doesn’t try to copy Wodehouse style at all but has that type of humor and shows appreciation for him giving him many nods without trying the impossible task of imitation. Story is set in 1960s with its modern language and sexuality, and will make you laugh out loud. I suggest reading book one then book three as they are sequels. The narrator is one of my favorites and marks every word cue and pause with the intuition of a good standup comedian. Great listen! I never tire of it. You will probably need to read or listen twice as the author throws you into the middle of the plot. That’s what makes it so fun. I love figuring out what’s going on like reading Sherlock Holmes. By now every word makes perfect sense, but then I’m intelligent and love intelligent British humor.
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- Mr. Burkhart
- 02-05-23
I tried.
I downloaded this book in 2015 before the movie adaptation came out in theaters. at the time I was under the impression that Johnny Depp could lay his hands upon any character, and I would instantly love them.
I was mistaken. upon first attempt, I got... maybe three chapters in, and decided I hated the British dialect.
and this book has been sitting in my DNF pile since.
I'm taking a break from sword and sorcery with this British caper book. good idea ole chap! cleanse the pallet, then start again, a fresh.
like the film, this novel is garbage. the main character is a grab bag of shitty attributes, the only decent character dies, and there's no bloody ending.
I know there are two more novels featuring C. Mordecai, and you couldn't pay me the price of that Goya painting to start either of them.
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- ian
- 03-15-24
One of the few writers who compares to Wodehouse.
This is a brilliant hilarious comic novel. This guy is amazing. Clearly inspired by PG Wodehouse and maybe slightly by George MacDonald Fraser. A sheer delight, wonderfully read.
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- H. Hill
- 07-27-08
snarky fun
This is a prime example of how a great narrator can improve a book by a superb narration -- Simon Prebble is perfect for Charlie Mordecai, and I look forward to hearing more adventures.
This is good, snarky, fun. I wouldn't want to buy art from Charlie, but I think I'd love to have a few drinks with him, and Jock. They are wonderful characters in a romp of a tale.
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- Paris Granville
- 04-27-07
Interesting but not pleasurable
Engaging prose makes the language enjoyable. For me, the story wasn't credible or even pleasurable
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- Rankin
- 01-16-09
A charming scoundrel
I'm not sure why stories about likable ne'er-do-wells are so appealing, but this is a fine example. Good prose and narration.
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- Jack Reynolds
- 09-03-06
Dashed Amusing, Dontcha Know
A blend of Lord Peter Whimsey, Lovejoy and Bertie Wooster all mixed up and resulting in something original and incredibly fun. Simply one of the best I've heard recently. Simon Prebbles accent is spot on and the various voices he takes for the characters are distinctive and nicely done. The plot is intricate, the characters are well fleshed out (particularly Johanna) and I found myself amused and entertained throughout. I'm giving this one five stars and can't recommend it highly enough.
Jack
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- S. Jones
- 02-06-10
Pulp Fiction Pleasure
Kyril Bonfiglioli's Charlie Mordecai triology is funny, raunchy, pornography, surreal, and ultimately fatalistic. In these strange novels - where Jeeves meets James Bond meets Quentin Tarrantino - Bonfiglioli produces the rare pulp fiction that rises to the level of art. The narrator, Simon Prebble, gives the same perfectly nuanced performance as he did with the Bertie Wooster and Jeeves stories that are the inspiration for Mordecai and his servant-enforcer Jock. He understands every word and every joke, and brings the writing vibrantly to life. "Don't Point that Thing at Me" and the rest of the series are not for the faint-hearted. I, on the other hand, loved them.
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- Kim
- 03-06-12
One of my favorite!
I listen to this book once a year or so and it never fails to make me laugh. Simon Prebble narrates better than I could read it in my head. A fun combination of Wooster and Bond. If plot is very important to you it might let you down a bit, but I wouldn't let it stop me from enjoying this book. I wish there were more that just 3 installments.
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