
Don't Panic!
All the Stuff the Expectant Dad Needs to Know
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George Lewis
About this listen
The essential new audiobook for first-time dads.
Are you ready for fatherhood?
Don't panic - dad and comedian George Lewis is here with all the seriously useful practical and emotional advice that you need to keep you (and your partner) sane!
From birth to pre-school, everything you need to know is here. And even better, it's packed with useful tips, inside knowledge and hilarious real-life stories from dads who know exactly what it's like to take your first steps as a new father - this book will get you totally prepared for the biggest thing to even happen in your life!
With contributions from fellow comedians Adam Kay, Romesh Ranganathan and many others, this audiobook will get you totally prepared for the biggest thing to even happen in your life!
With help from: Adam Kay, Andy Parsons, Carl Donnelly, Elis James, Iain Stirling, Ivo Graham, Jen Brister, Josh Widdicombe, Kerry Godliman, Matthew Crosby, Rich Hall, Romesh Ranganathan, Russell Kane, Sindhu Vee and the Midwife.
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Critic reviews
"So funny you'll be glad you're having a baby!" (Josh Widdicombe)
"Great advice - funny enough to read if it wasn't." (Romesh Ranganathan)