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Commodore James
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Evans Light
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When his beloved Sissy ends up dead in the local jailhouse after being taken in for a misdemeanor, Iverson doesn't believe for a minute that she committed suicide. After he and his brothers learn the harsh truth about what really happened, what the Sheriff and his friends did to her, they set out to make the whole town pay for their sins - and nothing but the truth can stop the flames of hell that burn in the wake of their brutal vengeance.
Not for the faint of heart, Don't Need No Water is the latest horrific short story from Evans Light, author of the top-rated Screamscapes: Tales of Terror. ©2013 Evans Light (P)2013 Evans LightListeners also enjoyed...
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- S Leedom
- 11-20-14
Revenge served hot
Would you consider the audio edition of Don't Need No Water to be better than the print version?
I haven't read the print copy, but i have read other stories written by Evans. I lke his style of writing and the audio edition adds a little flair to the story.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Don't Need No Water?
I really enjoyed the ending of the story.
What does Commodore James bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Giving a book s voice is dificult but the narrator just doesn't read it, he owns it.
Any additional comments?
I received this audio book free with a code from the author.
I haven't had a lot of success with audio books in the past. Whether through poor narration or lack of attention on my behalf, audio books just haven't worked for me. This audio book changes that.
Don't Need No Water is a book about revenge... revenge most vicious. Sissy has been found dead in the local jail. It is believed to be a suicide after the sudden taking of her parents. Iverson doesn't believe Sissy killed herself, he thinks she was murdered. She was in love with life and he was in love with her. Her murder will be revenged... violently.
The narrative breathes life into Don't Need No Water. The music was a very nice touch adding a soundtrack and a precursor to the scenes of violence. Iverson was really the only character given any depth. This is okay because it's a story about his revenge and the rest of the characters are supportive or just plain cannon fodder. The ending surprises and satisfies.
It was a quick audio book clocking in at a little less than an hour. But a fun hour it is. I recommend this and if you like your revenge served piping hot, you can't go wrong with this one.
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