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Nick Sullivan
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Daniel Friedman
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This is the first in a one-of-a-kind, spectacularly well-written mystery series featuring Buck Schatz, an eighty-seven-year-old retired Memphis cop with a know-it-all, plugged-in grandson as his sidekick.
When Buck learns that an old adversary may have escaped Germany with a fortune in stolen gold, he decides to hunt down the fugitive and claim the loot. But lots of people want a piece of the stolen treasure, and Buck’s investigation quickly attracts unfriendly attention from a Mississippi loan shark, a seven-foot-tall Hasidic Jew, and a bloodthirsty maniac hell-bent on rubbing out everybody who knows anything about the stolen gold.
Readers who love Elmore Leonard, Walter Mosley, early Jonathan Lethem, and superlative detective fiction in general will not want to miss Don’t Ever Get Old.
Daniel Friedman is a graduate of the University of Maryland and the NYU School of Law. He lives in New York City.
©2012 Daniel Friedman (P)2012 Blackstone Audio, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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- Bentley
- 07-02-21
Very Good
Very good. Didn't get interesting till around middle of the book. Nick Sullivan did an outstanding narrative.
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- M Slott
- 11-30-22
Super Cool
Funny as hell and refreshing. Highly recommended. The main guy is just super funny. A+
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- K. Jenkins
- 10-02-20
Excellent
Funny, touching and insightful. I enjoyed is so much that it encouraged me to get extra exercise.
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- J Wagner
- 04-19-22
Great.
One of the best books I’ve listen to in a long time. Highly recommended to anyone.
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- Philip
- 11-17-20
Loved it!
Such an unusual protagonist. Great reality of dealing w getting old, cranky and authentic. But also a smart guy. Really good story.
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- REGINA KAUT
- 11-28-20
The best book in a while.
I absolutely loved this book. I worked over 30 years in a nursing home and met some memorable characters . I could see many of these people in Buck Shots.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-07-21
Grumpy old man vs old nazi and crooked cop.
If you know a grumpy old man this will make you laugh. Easy listening
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- 01-24-23
Annoying!
okay I very very rarely write a review. but I just have to say this nasty cranky old man doesn't deserve any air time whatsoever! he is so mean and nasty to his own grandson who seems to be like a sensitive nice guy. and is at grandpa's beck and call throughout this entire book Even though Grandpa doesn't deserve it. he comes right out and says he can't stand his own grandson except it's all he has left of his son. I don't need all my characters to be completely lovable and likable. but I do not want to waste my time with this nastiness. I had high hopes of a new series to listen to. I will not be listening to one single more book of this series. Life is too short for this! Arthur needs to go back to writing school and learn how to develop characters for sure!
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- CarolinaChick
- 11-30-21
Entertaining...
Love me a curmudgeon. Couldn't listen fast enough. Loved the writing style.
Nick Sullivan did a fab job.
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- Beeb
- 03-30-20
A fun curmudgeon!
I really enjoy this character. Good enough story and a fun ride. I am ready to listen to the 2d in the series!
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