
Don't Be Simp-Pathetic
12 Step Program to Slaughter the Simp Within (The Missing Manuals to Male Success, Book 1)
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Cairo Copleand
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Cairo Copeland
About this listen
Do you feel powerless around the women you desire? Are you suspicious that the women in your life are just using you? Are you the one who always pays for everything and does all the work while getting nothing in return?
Help is finally here!
Never again do you have to feel like you must prove what a great guy you are to get the girl. Go from being a chaser to a chooser with these practical strategies and tactics. These new mindsets and behaviors to adopt will save you time, money, and energy.
You will discover:
- One powerful skill that all males must learn (but very few will)
- Why women don't like giver guys
- How to resist the urge to always pay for everything
- How to avoid being seen as willing to be used
- A shocking truth that will change your interactions with women forever
- The not-so-obvious way to make her chase you
All included in the 12-step program to eliminate the urge to supplicate and simp within.
Becoming the man that other guys envy is just a click away.
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- 05-12-21
This book is the antidote!
This book is like Morphius to Neo, a great book for any who struggle with simp tendencies. Highly recommended!
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