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Narrated by:
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Emma Lysy
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By:
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Chris Gall
About this listen
Dog and Cat do not get along. But when they're forced to share a room, they agree to be on their best behavior...until Dog won't stop sniffing. Cat won't stop primping. Dog won't stop howling. Cat won't stop scratching. And when it comes to the litter box...sharing is not an option!
What will it take to bring Dog and Cat together? Find out in Chris Gall's comic clash that brings out the best (and worst) in two very different pets.
©2014 Chris Gall (P)2020 Hachette AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
"[Chris Gall's] funniest...book yet.... This will appeal to older siblings expecting a new baby and to both dog and cat people - in other words, to everyone." (Shelf Awareness)
A 2014 Chicago Public Library Best of the Best Book
A 2016 Grand Canyon Reader Award Nominee
"...Gall mines a Cat and Dog's odd-couple arrangement for laughs...their vexed situation will speak equally to young siblings and college freshmen." (Publishers Weekly, starred review)
"The...sly wit on display here will please Gall's fans and likely win him new ones." (Kirkus Reviews)