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Dirty Ditties

A Hilarious Collaboration of Colorful Limericks and Verse

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Dirty Ditties

By: John Patrick
Narrated by: Professor Thurbald Gribbleman
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In the tradition of old-fashioned limericks, the late Pulitzer Prize-winning author John Patrick penned this delightful collection of lyrical poetry that is guaranteed to stretch even the wildest of imaginations. More than a compilation of naughty songs, Dirty Ditties is a hilarious look at such subjects as sin, virtue, greed, divorce, fame, hope, love, maturity, food, weight and royalty. No stone is left unturned as Patrick's ditties poke fun at everything from big bottoms and bubble butts to cleavage, chauvinists and conception.

Dirty Ditties is a rapturous rhyming escapade sure to make even the most reserved listeners blush.

©1996 John Patrick (P)2009 Phoenix Funny Witty
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