
Dinosaurs, Disasters and Albert Einswine
Dino Magic, Book 1
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Bridget Bordeaux
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Jake Bordeaux
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By:
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Sedona Ashe
About this listen
I have huge man problems—literally—since one of my mates is a T-Rex.
Things are about to get interesting, because my day job happens to be in a museum, a museum full of dinosaur bones, if you know what I mean.
It turns out my bloodline is older than dirt, and an ancestral matchmaker decided to send me some gifts…aka, men. And not just any men, but dinosaur shifters from the past.
I’ve read enough paranormal romance to know all about fated mates, but I’ve never heard of fated dinosaur mates. These men are supposed to be my perfect match, here to help me learn about my magic. Rawr. Yes, they are as sexy as you are imagining.
My life had been a routine of working and spending time watching TV with my pet pig, Albert Einswine. Now, I needed to learn to control the magic I never knew I had, learn more about my family line, and help these sexy dino shifters adjust to modern society. All while hiding a T-Rex sized secret from the world.
To make matters worse, detectives are looking into the explosion I may or may not have caused when my blood mixed with some magic-infused ancient dust, which is a serious problem since the sexy green-eyed detective has my heart flip-flopping in my chest.
Dinosaurs & Disasters is a light-hearted, paranormal romantic comedy with a whole lot of steam. If you are hoping to learn about dinosaurs, this probably isn’t the book for you, but if you want to giggle hard enough that the people around you think you're crazy, then this might be!
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I always thought I’d die crushed under the weight of my TBR pile, but my death was a plot twist I didn’t see coming. Save your sympathy! Now that I’m dead, I’m living my best freaking life. I’m free to read books for hours on end without worrying about food, rent, or, well, any interruptions. I might finally be able to get through my TBR list… maybe. The only one who can see me in my ghostly form is Wasabi, an adorable rat that lives in the library archives.
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Flaming Hot
- By Echo of Fire on 02-12-25
By: Sedona Ashe
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Nope, Nada, Never
- Three of Me, Book 1
- By: Sedona Ashe
- Narrated by: Meg Price, Oliver Clarke
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Thanks to the temperamental ancient magic that runs through my veins, I can split myself into three women. Three sides of me, and we don’t always get along. My boss is the only one who knows my secret. I can’t risk crossing him, so I go where I am told...for now. A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do to survive, right? If you want something done right, do it yourself. That’s my motto, and it has worked just fine for me…until three sexy werewolves show up and my boss forces me to help them with a mission. Life’s a real kick in the teeth sometimes.
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Great first book in series!
- By MB on 05-21-22
By: Sedona Ashe
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Urn My Love
- Just Walk It Off, Book 1
- By: Sedona Ashe
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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Until a klutzy phoenix flipped the laws of life and death on their head. As the Queen of the Phoenix Afterlife, I was responsible for finding a way to fix the chaos the delightfully rebellious firebird had created between the world of the living and the… well, dead. Working together, we found a way to send her back through the veil between our realms. Unfortunately, things went haywire as Ryls and her mate went through, and I ended up landing in the Earth realm too. Now I’m in a world I was never meant to exist in, and I’m afraid something else slipped through with us…
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Calamity Jane move over
- By Biggs_bookshelf on 12-06-24
By: Sedona Ashe
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Charcoal Tears
- Seraph Black, Book 1
- By: Jane Washington
- Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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Seraph Black used to think that she was prepared for anything. She could last days without eating and she always walked away from the violent altercations with her father relatively unharmed. She survived working at the club and the drive to school every day in her mother’s rust-bucket of a car… but it all changed when Noah and Cabe came bulldozing into her life, careless of the precious secrets they picked apart in their quest to take over her world.
By: Jane Washington
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Not Ready
- Assurance Security, Book 1
- By: Jillian West
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen, Michael Gallagher
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Vale Reed is doing the best she can. After a one-night stand gone wrong, she's pregnant and completely on her own. Cam shows and working full-time serving drinks helps stash away money for when she gives birth, but they also put her in the line of sight of a creep who wants her for his own. When he takes things too far, Vale has no choice but to run. Luckily, she ends up with the one person she really trusts.
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love this series!
- By Little on 03-29-25
By: Jillian West
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Siren's Hunt
- Royal Storm of Atlantis, Book 1
- By: Sedona Ashe
- Narrated by: Sarah Puckett, Oliver Highpoint
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
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Thanks to a protective spell gone wrong, I am what the world calls a siren. During the horrific battle between light and darkness, as Atlantis sank beneath the waves, I was caught in some crazy magic that changed my body and put me down for a really long nap. The humans, still greedy as ever, woke me up when they stumbled on an energy source near the heart of my home. I battled alongside my Atlantean brothers and sisters as evil spread like a plague from city to city. We fought bravely, but in the end, I lost everything. I have nothing left to lose.
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Great Story, Iffy Performance
- By akniffen on 04-30-23
By: Sedona Ashe
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Reckless Souls
- Saints Academy, Book 1
- By: KC Kean
- Narrated by: L. McCallister, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
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I’ve walked the streets of Phoenix Valley for twenty two years knowing exactly who I am: an orphan, a human, a nobody. Summoned by The Hex to test my humanity, I was prepared to fail, destined to be the same mundane girl. I was wrong. Pandora’s Box called to me, sensing a magic I never knew existed. With my world turned upside down and full of possibilities, I must now call Paradise Heights home. To live amongst supernaturals, attend Saints Academy, and find my place.
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Pantheon Gods & Paranormal Species in one school.
- By Listener on 10-17-22
By: KC Kean
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Clouds & Daydreams: Part 1
- Sunshine & Rainbows Omegaverse, Book 1
- By: Elizabeth Knight
- Narrated by: Caitlin Elizabeth, Alex Kydd
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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Sweet artist omega Bailey-Rose is dumped by the only man she thought would love her because of her congenital heart condition. Cut off from being able to participate in the national Scent Matching services Bailey-Rose has decided she will be single for life. In a surprising turn of events, who should show up in the middle of her pity party but her brother's best friend? Unbeknownst to her, Ulysses has moved back to town after years of traveling for work. Not only is Bailey-Rose stunned to find him in her room looking like a broken-hearted trash panda—but discovers they are a scent-match.
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Best story ever.
- By Shanara on 12-18-24
By: Elizabeth Knight
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Next Door Dragon Daddy
- Secret Shifters Next Door, Book 1
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Nikki Grey
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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Tate is not the sort of neighbor you can ignore. Especially when he walks around half naked for all the world to see. I can't help that I got a weak spot for bad boys. But that was before I became a single mom, and I’m not so weak anymore. Besides, Tate lights my temper without even trying, and I swear he enjoys teasing me. Well, two can play at that game, and I think it’s time someone teaches him a lesson.
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Great story
- By Donna on 09-22-22
By: Roxie Ray
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Save a Life, Tell a Lie
- Flawed Fates, Book 1
- By: Sedona Ashe, Darci R. Acula
- Narrated by: Meg Price, Oliver Clarke
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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He’s spent months watching my every move. Stalking me from the shadows, waiting for the right moment. When he strikes, I’m not ready. I’m surrounded by strangers, and far from anyone who might have cared, or at the very least, noticed if I suddenly disappeared.
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Ugh couldn’t finish not worth it
- By Electra poulsen on 03-20-25
By: Sedona Ashe, and others
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Their Lethal Pet
- By: Lexi C. Foss
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Kale Williams, Michael Gallagher, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
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It’s Monsters Night, the annual event where the portals to other realms and realities open, and monsters flood the streets to search for their potential mates. And I’m one of the candidates. Why? Because I broke all the rules. I fought back against the elitist system hellbent on enslaving humankind. And f--k if I’m going to let one of these monsters claim me. Let alone three of themOrcus.
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Pretty good, a little too slow burn
- By Anonymous User on 11-19-24
By: Lexi C. Foss
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Destiny Awakened
- Destiny Series, Book 1
- By: CJ Cooke
- Narrated by: Marnye Young, Grayson Owens
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
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As soon as they found out I was different, I was thrown out of the human realm into a world filled with chaos. But I'm a warrior, and I'm not going to stand here and let them claim my life. When three men take me under their wing, I can feel that they're mine. But in this messed up world, that doesn't mean I get to be with them. As I fight to understand the world around me and the strange things happening to my magic, a threat is growing in the darkness. When the attacks begin, there's only one thought in my mind—to fight!
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had good potential but lacked depth
- By Kindle Customer on 08-09-24
By: CJ Cooke
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A Polar Expedition: And Other Stimulating Research Opportunities
- Shades of Sanctuary, Book 1
- By: Kass O'Shire
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt, Khristine Rivière
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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For fans of determined plus-sized heroines and cinnamon-roll bear shifters, A Polar Expedition is the first standalone novella in the Shades of Sanctuary series, where the vibes are cozy, the heat is high, and the mates are monstrous. Grab a cup of tea and snuggle in because while the burn might be slow, the HEA is only a few hours away!
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Cuteeee!
- By V on 02-14-25
By: Kass O'Shire
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Lost
- Silver Falls University, Book 1
- By: M. Sinclair
- Narrated by: Maeve York, Tor Thom
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
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Join Effie Harlow on her journey at Silver Falls University, where she begins to realize that something about her is different. This slow-burn reverse harem paranormal romance features five protective and possessive shifter mates who are bound and determined to keep Effie by their side, no matter what. To prove to her that she is so much more than anyone has ever tried to tell her she was. Will they be able to convince her of her place at Silver Falls and in their life? Or will Effie get lost in the university crowds like she did back home?
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The best world brought to audible!
- By Vickie Sims on 04-03-24
By: M. Sinclair
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The Fabric of Our Souls
- By: K. M. Moronova
- Narrated by: Isabelle Turner, Walker Williams
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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I'm twenty-six years old, and I want to die. So when I wake up at the hospital with my brother weeping over me, I know my life is about to change. What I didn't expect was to get a nurse with cruel eyes and a morbid sense of humor that surpasses my own. I'm even more surprised when I arrive at Harlow Sanctum and realize that my brother selected an unorthodox rehabilitation center that rooms people based on their treatment plan. And my roommate is none other than the man with cruel eyes I met the day prior.
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Great story
- By Kindle Customer on 05-18-24
By: K. M. Moronova
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- Laura
- 03-22-23
Sedona Ashe has done it again.
I have long been a fan of Sedona Ashe. She does an amazing job of creating strong female characters that have you laughing out loud. Then to have it performed by Bridget and Jake was the icing on the cake. Brilliant !
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- XxLaVampiresaAlexisxX
- 06-06-23
Dino-tastic
Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine is the first book in the Dino Magic. I just KNEW I was gonna be hooked, because HELLOOO, dinosaurs! It's been so long since I've read a dino shifter story and this soooo did NOT disappoint.
Story: This story was absolutely incredible! Have I mentioned that I LOOOVE dinosaurs? Lol...
Arizona "Ari" was so damn likable. She's smart, Witty, hilarious AND has a cute pet piggy. Not only that, we get 23 (the audiobook had 3 extra chapters of book 2) Pig and Dinosaur dad jokes. I mean, come on, how can it get any more awesome than that??? Maybe, you have to have a weird sense of humor, but I highly enjoyed that. Ari's mates Zon, a Raptor shifter, Rez, T-Rex shifter, Jack, a human detective, were sooo swoon-worthy. And to think it was hinted that she has more out there. The spice was on fire. What a huge palette cleanser!
Narraration: Bridget Bordeaux and Jake Bordeaux did such a phenomenal job. They both brought out so much emotion and personality to their voices, that it really reflected what Sedona has written. This is the second audiobook that I've heard from Bridget and first one that I've heard from Jake. Since I'm now addicted to audiobooks, I really hope to hear more from them!
Story: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Narration: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Overall: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
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- Minuette Hoopes
- 05-09-24
Everything!!!
I absolutely love the story line and the performance! Every time I had to pause all I wanted was to go back for more!
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- Relax n' Read
- 06-07-23
Love Albert Einswine and crew
I have waited a year to hear the Audible version of this story after reading the Kindle version. It was worth the wait. You will laugh out loud multiple times at the shenanigans of Albert. Ari and her guys are awesome as a group and Albert is the cherry on top. Enjoy the fun.
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- Jamaho79Amazon Customer
- 10-13-23
fast Pace hilarity
the narrator's always do a great job Bridget and Jake Bordeaux are excellent narrators and I love the personality they bring to the characters. it is fast paced fun with high steam and excellent character growth.
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- Olivier Fedkiw
- 08-30-23
Fun !
Sexy and fun ! So great to have Dino’s in a story . Can’t wait for the next one .
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- Megan Fowler
- 06-23-23
Absolutely LOVE this book!
It's totally hilarious!! I love the jokes included. Every book I've listened to by the author has been nothing short of incredible! Steamy scenes, hilarious commentary, and just an amazing overall story, to which I can't wait to hear the next book!!!
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- Jlc
- 12-11-24
Love this series!
This series is so much fun. Can’t wait for the fourth book to be released. Highly recommend!
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- S.Crawford
- 06-03-23
Like the story is very different
I have read many paranormal shifter RH so this is a different twist. Main characters are funny. I would have liked more background to have information how they got to this point in time. The narration was OK but I could not determine which MC was talking all male voices sound the same regardless of which narrator talked. I have no problem with multiple narrators if they can adjust their voices to enhance the book not distract
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-02-24
Jeez, I really wanted to like this book!
Honestly this was one of the worst books I’ve ever read. I’m so sorry to say that but it really was awful. Just a dumb excuse for lots of sex. No real story line, dumb characters, stupid progress of story. Just awful. I’m really sorry I bought this book and waisted a credit.
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