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Die Before You Wake: a Hilarious Southern Mystery Romance

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Die Before You Wake: a Hilarious Southern Mystery Romance

By: D. A. Bale
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What do you get when you combine a coma-inducing career, an ardent academic, and a nefarious nemesis?

A Vicki Bohanan hangover cocktail.


Your favorite bartender babe is back and cutting a trail through a new vocation, with a college class tucked between briefs instead of sheets, and an alarm clock in two – er, tow. It’s no secret that a sleep-deprived Vicki is a volatile Vicki.

Especially when a certain Texas Ranger goes MIA.

And her first official case involves one pageanted Padget accused of killing her fiancé.

Even as her recently resuscitated relationship with Zeke Taylor hits a skid mark visible from the International Space Station, it’s up to Vicki to put aside old rivalries to solve the mystery and rescue a former beauty queen from the guillotine – before her secret pops out.

And before the murderer strikes again.

Garfield’s not the only one who hates mornings. Witness the cat fur hit the fan as the claws come out in book four of the Bartender Babe Chronicles, the laugh-out-loud mystery romance series that readers of Janet Evanovich are calling the “Texas Stephanie Plum”.
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This is the first series I have listened to that is AI and I am not impressed. Mispronunciations of words and no inflection or deflection of pitch and tone leave a lot to be desired. I LOVE the Stephanie Plum series and this series is close but I feel the use of carcass and grey matter is TOO MUCH. Being from Texas and down the rd from Dallas we also use back side, derrière, toosh, hide, and more to refer to the carcass. As for grey matter marbles, noggin, and others.

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hate the AI. no emotion or inflection in the words. terrible AI does take away from the enjoyment of the story.

enjoyed the story. main character always getting in and out of trouble. reminds me of Stephanie plum series.

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