
Did They Steal a Million Yet?
Do They Know It's Christmas Yet, Part 2
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James Crookes
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James Crookes
About this listen
It's here, the sequel to "Do They Know It's Christmas Yet?" The hilarious comedy novel that joyfully transported us all back to 1984.
Tash and Jamie are back, and no one could be less pleased than her. They accidentally went to 1984 and broke it. But together they sorted out their mess. Or so they thought. Now the hapless sister and brother are back, and this time it's a matter of life or death.
How far would you go to save a life? How about stealing a million pounds? Sometimes you just have to do the wrong thing.
Lose yourself in Saturday Superstore, Paul Daniel's Magic Show, Sports Review of 1984 and the corridors of BBC TV Centre, this is the ultimate warning if you're ever planning a DIY heist.
Grab a slow-cooker and travel back to December 1984. You'll want to stay.
James Crookes has been writing comedy for TV and Radio for over twenty years. He has contributed to shows on BBC One, CBBC, and CBeebies, along with producing and co-presenting the Bauer Radio breakfast show, Big John @ Breakfast, since 2004.This is his second novel.
NOTE: Tash is a lovely lady, but like many adults, does sometimes rely on the "F-word" when she's flustered. Please consider this if easily offended or listening in the car.
©2021 James Crookes (P)2021 James CrookesListeners also enjoyed...
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