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Andersen Prunty
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Andy Boring
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Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery.
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I enjoyed the novel
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- Ella
- 02-02-20
I liked the writing but...
The most transphobic and homophobic Applebee's ad. I liked the writing but I hated the main character's I wasn't sure if I was supposed to.
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-20-19
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I received a free review copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review. I totally found this book different. It’s well written and the characters were interesting. this was a different type of book for me.
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- B.McGrath
- 05-11-21
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I feel like anyone associated with this is a little dumber for it myself included. This wasn't funny, but very strange and pointless. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator was okay.
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- DimlyLitBulb
- 08-08-22
Audiobook made me laugh a little too much
This story is not for listeners who take literature, life or themselves too seriously. If you have ever been offended watching cable TV, you should skip it. It's not for you. While the story was funny, the narrator's delivery is probably what had me laughing myself into coughing fits. The story was the perfect length but I found myself starting the sequel immediately just to find out what happened next.
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