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False Icons, Book 4
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A MOTHER'S WRATH KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Watching my friends die was hard. Getting blown up right after was even worse. But that's nothing compared to waking up to the mother I never knew and finding out she's a monster far worse than anything I've faced so far.
Now, not only is she trying to set me up with every eligible demon between here and Hades, but she's busy plotting the demise of my best friend Gary—setting us up on a collision course for a battle to the death.
All I want is to escape her clutches and get back to my life, but with a supernatural war brewing that might not be possible. To make matters worse, it looks like my dad has turned into a bomb-wielding madman. With everything going to hell, all I can do is keep fighting the good fight . . . and hope this is one case where the apple falls far from the tree.
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- Gene
- 12-30-23
Awesome bill verse $*!t
I liked it so much as soon as I can preorder the next false idols imma do it
Gualteiri is da man and carr is fire
This lit is book
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- Bennah
- 02-26-24
It's getting closer
Another fun installment of the False Icon series that makes me feel like we are getting closer to the crossover we have been waiting for...Bill and Jess meeting up.
As always, the narrator was excellent
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-31-24
a pretty dark tale
The overall tale was a good next installment for Jesdie and her entourage. I found this story considerably darker and less fun than the previous works in the series. It seemed to prefer to strip Jessie of all her support network without giving her any true new allies. To what end we will have to stay tuned.
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- Swenhalver
- 10-02-24
It's like they don't want you to like anyone anymore...
The characters have practically all changed to be darker than before. And I'm not rooting for anyone, so I probably won't get the next book.
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- Jan D. Leslie
- 03-01-24
inconclusive finish
storyline ended mid scene. very annoying. rest of book on par with his others.
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