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Hollie Jackson
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By:
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Saranna DeWylde
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The Desperate Crew is back with a romp through resort island, Avalon. Aphrodite convinces Artemis it's past time for her to get her V-card punched. Artemis doesn't want any messy entanglements, has a taste for bad boys, and the sexy Mordred Le Fey fits the bill. Too bad he's cursed by the Lady of the Lake.
Aphrodite has had her fill of Love being used as a curse and decides to give Vivienne her comeuppance. She ends up with trials of her own when all she wanted was a vacation.
Secretly, Vivienne thinks she deserves to be punished because she's been in love with Arthur since she handed him Excalibur and engineered the fall of Guinevere and Camelot.
Gwen's marriage to Lancelot has been in name only since 1912 - a fact that's only made Avalon's resident evil enchantress, Morgan Le Fey, too happy.
Come along for the ride as these goddesses take control of their Fate (or so they think) and find their happily ever afters.
©2014 Saranna DeWylde (P)2014 Saranna DeWyldeListeners also enjoyed...
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- Bonnie
- 03-24-15
Crazy series about Myths
Would you listen to Desperate Housewives of Avalon again? Why?
I would defiantly listen to again. After listening to Desperate Housewives of Olympus, I had to listen to Desperate Housewives of Avalon. Seems like gods and goddess like to mix things up with all kinds of beings. Lots of laughs and what I enjoy about this author is she makes each character learn something about themselves and the world they live in.
What does Hollie Jackson bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Hollie Jackson is a fantastic narrator. I've listened to her narrate many books over the years. She's great with various voices and emotional expressions. When I saw that she was narrating this series I knew it would be well read.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Lots of laughs and some emotions about the feeling of the characters dealing with difficult situations. However it seems the author wants things to be a learning experience for the characters and in the end things seem to work out.
Any additional comments?
Really looking forward to the next book in the series. As long as the humor and characters can grow it will prove to be exciting and fun.
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- Vicki
- 11-26-20
Desperate Housewives of Avalon
This was a great book and I am looking forward to the third book. Hollie Jackson is an outstanding narrator. I received this free copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- KLM
- 05-07-18
loved it
all the threads were perfect I loved seeing them come together. Though in the beginning I had wished that they would have been there own stories. I know see why there not
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