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Arnie Lightning
About this listen
This audiobook makes a wonderful kids stocking stuffer or holiday gift for kids - boys or girls!
Christmas is almost here and the excitement is all around! The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories and funny jokes for kids. Perfect for listening aloud with friends and family during the holiday season.
These stories are great for young listeners to listen to aloud with friends and family!
- Five fun Christmas stories
- Perfect for early and beginner listeners
- Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes included
This Christmas audiobook is perfect for riding in the car, traveling, and parent/child bonding when listening aloud together!
Story list:
- "How Santa Claus Began"
- "Santa’s New Home"
- "Santa’s Perfect Match"
- "Santa and Peppermint Puppy"
- "Around The World With Santa Claus"
- Plus Christmas Jokes!
Scroll up and click 'buy now' to make some special Christmas memories with your child!
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- Karen S
- 12-21-22
Great book for kids
Also good for the young at heart. There are short stories and some riddles and jokes.
As you can see it is short. 21 minutes.
The narration is excellent.
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-18-22
loved it
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! After listening to this story,. I totally enjoyed reading this book. It’s well written and the characters were uniquely fantastic. I would suggest this book to my friends that like this sort of genera. this was a good book. The narration was great.
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