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Julie Schumacher
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Finally a novel that puts the "pissed" back into "epistolary."
Jason Fitger is a beleaguered professor of creative writing and literature at Payne University, a small and not very distinguished liberal arts college in the midwest. His department is facing draconian cuts and squalid quarters, while one floor above them the Economics Department is getting lavishly remodeled offices. His once-promising writing career is in the doldrums, as is his romantic life, in part as the result of his unwise use of his private affairs for his novels. His star (he thinks) student can't catch a break with his brilliant (he thinks) work Accountant in a Bordello, based on Melville's Bartleby.
In short, his life is a tale of woe, and the vehicle this droll and inventive audiobook uses to tell that tale is a series of hilarious letters of recommendation that Fitger is endlessly called upon by his students and colleagues to produce, each one of which is a small masterpiece of high dudgeon, low spirits, and passive-aggressive strategies. We recommend Dear Committee Members to you in the strongest possible terms.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-01-20
Fantastically Clever
Clever portrayal of a college professor through his writing of numerous recommendation letters. I am amazed that so much of his character, ideals, and personal life could be conveyed in such a way. This book was an absolute treasure.
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- Amaz0n
- 08-12-22
Disappointing - A Rare DNF
Grimly cynical, bloviating main “character”, venting endlessly and missing the obvious “chapter” after chapter. My sympathy quickly waned and I tired of waiting for realization, redemption or even relief from the repetitious whinging. Could not convince myself to keep listening to the doubtless bitter ending.
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- Robert
- 10-24-23
Funny and entertaining
If you are a high school or university English teacher who has written letters of recommendation, you will appreciate this book!
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- Helen T. Cohn
- 05-23-18
Fabulous!
The story is clever, funny, intelligent, delightful. I didn't want it to end. The narrator's voice captured the tone perfectly. This is a book to listen to rather than read, and I recommend it wholeheartedly.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-10-23
This Book Has Saved Me A Fortune
In the future of contributions to my own university. Fortunately, I only spent four years there, and never contemplated even the smallest foray into academia. Judging from the reviews, there is a wide variety of opinion. I found it understated, amusing and consistent with my understanding of the subject matter.
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- K. Lange
- 06-03-22
A few charming tales, but.......
A few of these letters are charming, but you can only listen to the mental ramblings of self-important intellegensia for so long.
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- Rachel
- 03-10-20
Surprisingly Emotional
You really feel for the characters even though you only ever meet them through Letters of Recommendation and perception, with the exception of Jason Fitger (sp?) our sardonic narrator. The audio book's narrator is top notch... if I didn't know this was fiction, I would believe he really was this jaded professor. Can't wait to listen to the sequel!
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- Daniel J. Miller
- 10-22-21
Hilarious as an audio book
From the initial description, I wasn't expecting to enjoy this as much as I did. Our workplace had a book club to try this out, and so glad I inadvertently went with the audio version. Very reminiscent of similar themes in Netflix's The Chair (albeit the latter has a much more likable protagonist.) The voice acting here is exquisitely well done, an example of a book that is better to hear than to read. At around 4 hours try listening to this driving or doing chores without cracking up. (But gets surprisingly emotional in the latter half for what starts off as more a satire; more poignant themese slowly emerge as the book progresses.) Regardless of whether you care about the plight of liberal arts academia, you will have a blast with this one (although will have to admit for anyone who contemplated a life career at the university, wow am I glad I did *not* try to go down the professorship path in the end after listening to this!) Enjoy.
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- LRWord
- 02-07-24
My Late Father Would Have Laughed
My father was an English professor in a state university system. His accounts of academic office politics dovetailed perfectly with this story. If you don’t have experience with a similar bureaucracy, you might not find this story as entertainingly satiric as I did. I recommend this novel for fans of David Lodge and Alison Lurie.
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- DFK
- 06-25-24
Perfect if you’ve ever been in the academic world
Especially humanities. Or if you have family who are academics. This is an entertaining take on the state of many humanities departments, the students and their aspirations, the faculty, including faculty politics. It’s cleverly done and witty. The narration is good.
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