
Dead as a Doornail
Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mystery #5
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Narrated by:
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Johanna Parker
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Charlaine Harris
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Now her brother Jason's eyes are starting to change: he's about to turn into a were-panther for the first time. She can deal with that, but her normal sisterly concern turns to cold fear when a sniper sets his deadly sights on the local changeling population. She's afraid not just because Jason's at risk, but because his new were-brethren suspect Jason may be the shooter.
Sookie has until the next full moon to find out who's behind the attacks - unless the killer decides to find her first.
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voices
- By Inchigh on 12-24-15
By: Amanda M. Lee
Would you listen to Dead as a Doornail again? Why?
Never in a million years.Who was your favorite character and why?
I like Erik - and Sookie of course.How did the narrator detract from the book?
She has the WORST accent and just ruins the book entirely! She isn't a bad narrator but she cannot do mens voices and accents!Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Yes I got mad and turned it off. I have the written books, thought the audiobook would be great for bed time - but the narrator turned me off it completely. I will read the darned things myself!Any additional comments?
ughGreat book, sorry about the narrator.
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Fangs for another Sookie story
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Ugh The audio is so annoying
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Read the series twice and wan't to read them again
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Any additional comments?
Great narration. I like to list this first as it can make or break a story.Loved this story. Easy listerning and very entertaining. Will be impatiently waiting for any new books in audio from this author.
I really enjoy it when readers with similar reading interests list their favourite authors and series. It really helps me find new authors too follow. Mine are Charlaine Harris, Jeaniene Frost, Jennifer Estep, Faith Hunter, Molly Harper, Ilona Andrews, Kresley Cole, Deborah Harkness, Nalini Singh, Coreene Callahan and Sherrilyn Kenyon.
Happy Reading
Loved It
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charlaine harris dead as doornail
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I love the Sookie Stackhouse Series!
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