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Michael Shayan
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Welcome aboard Cruising, an uproarious and wildly original comedy that will leave you breathless with laughter and touched to your core.
Max is having a relapse summer. He’s an aspiring playwright and professional pie addict with a PhD in self-sabotage. Stuck in his grim Encino apartment with a leaky ceiling and a declining will to live, he escapes into an intoxicating fantasy cruise ship in his mind that’s full of bottoms and people who are hitting them.
As Max's imagination sets sail, his reality begins to capsize, blurring the lines between truth and fiction in a spectacular collision that forces him to confront the very demons he so desperately wants to outrun.
Written by Emmy nominee Michael Shayan, directed by Tony nominee Robert O’Hara, dazzlingly performed by Christine Baranski, Tituss Burgess, André De Shields, Andrew Rannells, and Cecily Strong, Cruising is a darkly funny, unabashedly sexy exploration of the human spirit, offering listeners a delicious slice of hope.
Available in Dolby Atmos on Audible.
Please Note: Cruising contains adult language and mature themes. Listener discretion is advised
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A tour-de-force and immediate classic
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Brilliant storytelling- funny - entertaining
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Hilarious and actually poignant
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Hilarious & moving
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The voice actors are top-notch - how could they not be? These are seasoned theater and screen actors. 5 stars
Fantastic short
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deeply personal. Every line is like a secret being whispered in your ear. He explores queerness, identity, memory and longing with such honesty and grace that it leaves you emotionally disarmed.
Michael Shayan’s Cruising is a masterpiece.
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Love!
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The PERFECT harmony of wit, personality, and charm
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Brilliant
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The story pulls you right in and takes you on a journey that’s both emotional and magical. It captures the chaos, confusion, pain, and beauty of what it feels like to be in the middle of addiction—and what it takes to begin finding your way out. It’s raw, honest, funny, and completely absorbing.
What really struck me is how the characters seem to represent different aspects of the main character himself—his fears, desires, history, and imagination. The performances by Christine Baranski, Tituss Burgess, André De Shields, Andrew Rannells, and Cecily Strong are absolutely phenomenal. Each actor brings such depth and personality to these roles, and together, they create this vivid, inner world that feels surreal and yet so emotionally true. They capture not just characters, but pieces of a person’s soul in the middle of transformation.
Also, the sound design is absolutely top-notch. I listened with headphones, and it was such an immersive experience. Every sound, every shift in tone, every detail was so well done, it made the whole thing feel alive.
Cruising is not just entertaining, it’s meaningful. It gets to the heart of what it means to struggle and survive and rediscover yourself. It’s a beautiful, funny, and deeply human piece of work. I’m so glad I listened to it, and I can’t recommend it enough.
Absolutely Brilliant and Deeply Moving
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