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Narrated by:
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Morgan Hallett
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Erin Moon
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Joey Collins
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Tandy Cronyn
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Luis Moreno
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Richard Poe
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By:
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Spencer Gordon
About this listen
Actor Matthew McConaughey descends into a surreal desert of the soul, an admirer of Miley Cyrus performs a 3,000-word sentence in defense of his passion, an aging porn star dons a dinosaur costume to film the sex scene of a lifetime, and Leonard Cohen shills for Subway: these mercurial and wildly varied stories explode the conventions of short fiction.
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