
Congratulations, You're a Magic Rock
A Darkly Funny LITRPG DUNGEON Adventure
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Lina Will

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Death by cat and computer wasn't on Sarah's to-do list. Neither was becoming a sentient crystal with a magical debt collector.
Software developer Sarah was having a normal, caffeine-fueled day until she tripped over her cat, fell down the stairs, and woke up as an immobile dungeon core in a fantasy world. No body, no coffee, and definitely no customer service number to call about this cosmic mistake.
Now she's stuck in a cave with:
- An immortal fairy guide named Glitz whose idea of "helpful" involves rainbow glitter and passive-aggressive system notifications
- A tribe of goblins with suspiciously similar names (is it Grubnuk, Grubbak, or Grubnik? Even they can't keep track)
- A debt of 10,000 Astral Coins she never agreed to
- The world's most incompetent heroic adventurer who refuses to die properly
As Sarah reluctantly learns to create rooms, design traps, and manage her new goblin employees, she discovers that being a dungeon core comes with unexpected challenges. Like kingdom tax collectors, rival dungeons, and the constant existential crisis of being a murderock with a conscience.
But when the Kingdom of Valorhall takes notice of her dungeon and ancient secrets begin to surface, Sarah must embrace her new existence—or be harvested for magical resources.
At least she can still drop stalactites on Glitz. That fairy had it coming.
First in a darkly hilarious LitRPG series featuring a reluctantly evil dungeon core, absurd game mechanics, and more sarcasm than you can shake a goblin at. Perfect for fans of snarky fantasy who've ever wondered what it's like to be the dungeon, not the hero.
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