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Narrated by:
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Oliver Wyman
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By:
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Adam Rex
About this listen
Cold Cereal Facts
Serving size 1 chapter
Number of servings 40
Primary human characters 3
Scottish Play Doe, aka Scottpossible changeling
Erno Utz genius
Emily Utz supergenius
Magical creatures at least 3
Mick Leprechaun (or Clurichaun)
Harvey Pooka (rabbit-man)
Biggs indeterminate origin (hairy, large)
Evil organizations 1
Goodco Cereal Company Purveyor of breakfast
foods aspiring to world domination
Adventure 75%
Diabolical Schemes 40%
Danger 57%
Legend 20%
Magic 68%
Humor 93%
Puzzles 35%
Mystery 49%
Not a significant source of vampires.
May contain nuts.
Daily values based on individual interest. Listener's estimation of value may be higher or lower, depending on your tolerance for this sort of thing.
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- ItWentPoof
- 03-06-19
Overal good
Good story. Some of the monologues drowned on so I zoned out some. The reader didn't do female voices well. He captured the feeling of the story well though.
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- D.P.
- 04-15-18
Amazing Story
I don’t really like fantasy books but Cold Cereal was just so funny and lighthearted and dark all in one. Adam Rex is an amazing writer. I’m extremely happy I listened to this book. I loved how the reader made voices for the characters. I was a big fan of this.
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- R. Keaton
- 09-03-23
Lighthearted and funny
The narrator does a great job doing all of the characters, he really brings out their personalities and quirks. This is a super cute and funny book, I’ve listened to it several times now. There are a couple more books in the series though, I wish there were audiobooks for those too! I’ve read them and imagined this narrator’s voice for the characters but it just wasn’t the same LOL.
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