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Elliott Gould
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Joseph Heller
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Thirty-three years and over ten million copies later...the classic story continues. Yossarian returns - older, if not wiser -- to face a new foe.
An instant classic when published in 1961, Joseph Heller's Catch-22 still ranks among the funniest - and most serious - novels ever written about war. Now Heller has dared to write the sequel to his 10-million copy best seller, using many of Catch-22's characters to deftly satirize the realities and the myths of America in the half century since they fought World War II.
In Closing Time, a comic masterpiece in its own right, Heller spears the inflated balloons of our national consciousness -- the absurdity of our politics, the decline of society and our great cities, the greed and hypocrisy of our business and culture -- with the same ferocious humor that he used against the conventional view of warfare. Back again are characters familiar from Catch-22, including Yossarian and Milo Minderbinder, the chaplain, and little Sammy Singer, as they come to the end of their lives and the end of the century - all linked, this time, in uneasy peace and old age...fighting not the Germans, but The End.
Outrageously funny and totally serious, and as brilliant and successful as Catch-22 itself, Closing Time is a fun-house mirror that captures, at once grotesquely and accurately, the truth about ourselves.
©1995 Joseph Heller (P)2004 Simon & SchusterListeners also enjoyed...
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-09-21
Very suspenseful with maturity
I like when the Catch-22 reconcile while going through real-world dilemma situations as well as facing atomic weapons!
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- Luke Terrell
- 11-27-18
Terrible Narrator
The story is excellent-- it captures the spirit of Catch-22 and is quite humorous. However, the narrator for this audio book is horrendously monotone and terribly boring. Simon & Schuster could have done much better.
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- Natalie Conner
- 01-22-20
ABRIDGED!!
I struggled all the way through this, because the breaks in the story were just so awkward. And then I looked at the Kindle edition and discovered that what I had just listened to was abridged!!! No wonder it felt so awkward! I'm extremely unhappy that this wasn't made clear at the outset.
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- vida moghadam maragheh
- 04-03-21
Hi I use to read and listen simultaneously,the lin
the lines are retained the audible. would you please concider it and explain why?I
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- bryce
- 11-09-23
Abridged and poor narrator
Abridged and poor narrator ruin it for me. I want a real version please
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- Nikita
- 07-25-24
IT’S NOT THE NOVEL - JUST SOME RANDOM EXTRACTS. Disappointing!
This is not the book. It’s a set of extracts. Most part of the book is missing out. The actor reading it is good though.
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- Brett Dewing
- 11-29-22
This is abridged!!
What?! How can you sell an abridged novel without labeling it abridged? I basically just wanted four hours of my life, because I’ll never know if the actual book is any good. This certainly isn’t. And Elliott Gould does a terrible job! I could hardly stand to listen to him. And now I see I didn’t have to — because it’s abridged! This is not a book you can abridge (if such a thing exists)! We don’t read Heller for the plot! No wonder it was so oddly horrible. Seriously, do we get a refund on this scam?
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