
Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody
Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Robert G. Slade
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By:
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Patrick Ness
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When Zeke and his friends become Hall Monitors, they have no idea what they’re in for. Especially when Pelicarnassus – school bully and wannabe supervillain – develops a grudge that gets wildly out of hand …
Can they save their school – and maybe the world – from being destroyed by a megalomaniac pelican? A hilarious new school comedy from multi-award-winning author Patrick Ness.
2024, Nero Book Awards Children's Fiction, Short-listed
©2024 Patrick Ness (P)2024 Bolinda PublishingCritic reviews
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