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Narrated by:
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Soo Porter
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By:
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Arnie Lightning
About this listen
Christmas is almost here, and the excitement is all around! The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories for kids. Each story is fun and entertaining. Also includes hilarious Christmas jokes!
These stories are great for early and beginner learners, listening aloud at home or school, and as fun bedtime stories for kids.
- Five cute Christmas stories for kids
- Perfect for early and beginner learners
- Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes included
These stories are great as quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to aloud with friends and family!
Fun for the entire family!
Kids and children can enjoy this fun audiobook during the holiday season. These special Christmas stories are sure to get you and your family in the Christmas spirit. The hilarious Christmas jokes will have everyone laughing!
Story list and activities:
- "Christmas Apology"
- The Christmas letter
- "The Toy Elf"
- "Christmas Showdown"
- "Leaving Home for Christmas"
- Plus Christmas jokes!
Best-selling children's Book author Arnie Lightning:
Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!
Buy now to start listening today!
Merry Christmas!
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- 10-14-22
excellent
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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