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Narrated by:
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Trista Shaye
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By:
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Uncle Amon
About this listen
Christmas Stories, Funny Jokes, and More!
Makes a wonderful kids stocking stuffer or holiday gift for kids!
Merry Christmas! You and your child will enjoy this cute Christmas audiobook full of five fun stories and funny Christmas jokes for kids. This is an excellent listen for beginning listeners and younger children. Perfect for listening aloud during the holidays!
These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to aloud with friends and family!
- Excellent for kids ages four to eight
- Great for listening aloud with friends and family
- Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for kids
This Christmas audiobook for kids is especially great for traveling, riding in the car, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home or school during the holidays!
Story List & Activities:
- Steve the Elf
- The Mysterious Model Train
- Aunt Vivian’s Fruitcake Again
- Christmas Truce
- Santa Octopus
- Funny Christmas Jokes
Funny Christmas Jokes from the audiobook:
Q: Where does the snowman keep his money?
A: In the snow bank!
Q: What did the snowman say to his friend?
A: I think I smell carrots!
Q: What are Santa’s helpers taught at an early age?
A: The elf-abet!
Lots and lots of holiday fun!
Buy this audiobook now!
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