
Christmas Stories
Christmas Stories and Funny Jokes for Kids
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Narrated by:
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Dorothy Deavers Moore
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By:
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Uncle Amon
About this listen
Christmas stories, funny jokes, and more! Makes a wonderful holiday gift for kids!
Merry Christmas! You and your child will enjoy this cute Christmas audiobook full of fun stories and funny Christmas jokes. This is an excellent listen for early and beginning learners. Perfect for listening aloud during the holidays with friends and family!
These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to aloud with friends and family!
- Five fun Christmas stories for kids
- Great for listening aloud with friends and family
- Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for kids
This Christmas audiobook for kids is especially great for traveling, riding in the car, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home or school during the holidays!
Story list and activities:
- "Lights Out"
- "The Odd Gift"
- "Gingerbread House"
- "Snow on Christmas"
- "Santa's Gift"
- "Funny Christmas Jokes"
Funny Christmas jokes from the audiobook:
Q: Where does the snowman keep his money? A: In the snow bank!
Q: What did the snowman say to his friend? A: I think I smell carrots!
Q: What are Santa’s helpers taught at an early age? A: The elf-abet!
Lots and lots of holiday fun!
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- Julia Deaton
- 12-23-21
Kids liked it.
Only problem my kids seemed to have with it is stories didn't end with good enough ending. I explained that it is a good ending and that it leaves an opening for another story or even their own imagination to give it the finale they want. They liked that idea.
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