
Certain Death
Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals, Book 3
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Ian McEuen
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By:
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Mort Gloss
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Two civilizations are on the verge of total extinction. One of the greatest classic rockers of all time is dead. And Victory stole the ball of power and gave it to some jerk. Balloon has a lot on his simple mind. To overcome the ultimate evils of the universe, he and his pals will fight bandits, slurp tacos from a tube, play lord protector, and come face-to-face with certain death.
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