
Can’t Text This
Text Series, Book 3
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Emma Wilder
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Teagan Hunter
About this listen
"Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?"
That's how I ended up in the bathroom of some dive bar with a stranger.
Me, Monty Andrews, the quintessential virgin girl next door.
I was so out of my element, but there was no denying our explosive attraction, even via text.
Commence Operation Bang Each Other Out of Our Systems, because that was all it was - unfinished business.
I had no intention of falling back into the sheets with the tattooed, muscly, dirty-in-the-best-kind-of-way single dad over and over again... but I did.
Everything was going great - until we discovered I was his son's teacher.
Contains mature themes.
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- kelly
- 09-01-19
ugh
Love the series...added a new narrator to book 3 and ugh...hour and a half in and I'm forcing myself not to hit stop/delete to ease the pain of that voice. Maybe he will sound better at 1.5 or 2.0 speed (he did) swapped between normal speed and 1.5 when book swapped narrators.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-16-19
Love this series but the male narrator....
Ok this series is delightfully witty. But the male narrator in this one is..... So. very. Bad. He makes all the men, himself included, sound like lecherous cheese balls. And the girls all sound like wanna be playboy bunnies, only more brainless. It’s. Awful. Every time it would switch to him, I would debate if I really wanted to finish it. I pushed through but man, that guy ruined it
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- Dionne Hoffman
- 10-28-23
Good story
Not my most favorite out of the series, but I went out of order accidentally so that kind of sucks for me. However, even though I went out of order, I absolutely would have said that I did not like the guys voice, for when he, for instance, when he talks for his friend Zack in the book, it’s just not good. Other than that, good book.
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- Maria Santiago-Moreno
- 01-27-24
Horrendous male narrator
Male narrator sounded fake and sarcastic. Please re-record the male voice! Ruined the entire listener experience. Tried increasing speed as some other reviewers suggested, but he still sounded creepy and annoying.
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- Melody
- 11-04-23
Please change the male narrator voice!!!!
Dear audible please have this book rerecorded. Emma Wilder was great and is always great to listen to, but the male narrator if just awful. The story is good read. I couldn't even finish the audible version of this story. Read the book don't listen.
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- A.Fernandez
- 12-18-23
Robbie and Monty
An entertaining, funny and endearing romance. Robbie and Monty are adorable. I enjoyed going on this journey with them.
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- Georgious Eleanorpb
- 02-27-24
ROB & MONTY !!
Absolutely love this quick and easy fun audiobook!
This story just like all the others are really hilarious and spicy !
Another hold the phone hot and funny as hell listening pleasure! I was laughing so hard in this one and then melting when they finally got together.. ohhh boy .!
Rob and Monty texting their way into a relationship after their random hook up session one night.. after a few minutes of hellos she wanted to see his Python !!!!
But ran out soon after leaving her phone number ..
This was so unlike the conservative shy quiet teacher Monty and she was so not the gorgeous tall muscular tattooed dirty talking Rob who also is a single parent type !
Once again Emma Wilder performance was excellent and so was Rudy Sanda who I’m not gonna like took me a few minutes to warm up to because I’ve gotten used to and love the male voice that Emma wilder played in this and the book before .
I did struggle but eventually really enjoyed Rudy’s performance!
Definitely a must Listen because it’s Hilarious as hell !
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- ShellyU
- 06-03-24
The conflict doesn't make sense..
Spoilers I guess.
Okay, so the story got a 3 star rating because one of the main conflict points of the plot is that the main FMC (female main character) is the 1st grade teacher to the mmc's (male main character's) son. Not only is it NOT against school policy at all, it'd FIRST GRADE. Literally no one cares. No one is going to call her out for thinking she's padding a kid's grades when the only things that they need to know to graduate First Grade is how to spell their name, their ABC's and Numbers. Sure they teach more than just that in First Grade, but they won't fail a child out of first if they know those things at least, which his child does know and or could easily be proven if someone tried to cry favoritism. It seems like a very forced conflict. Now if his kid was in High School, heck even Middle School (Jr. High) it would be wayyy more reasonable. Graduating those grades require a lot more knowledge and work and favoritism WOULD actually be an issue to worry about, but not for a First Grade teacher.
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- Chris Johnson
- 10-29-24
Horrible male voices
I loved the story but the males voice for Bobbie was terrible :( should have stuck with the females perception male voice
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- Kelli & Chris
- 03-02-19
The guy narrator... was bad!
I love love this series.. but the guy narrator was really bad. He sounded fake.. or like a old man. Joe Arden or Teddy Hamilton would be great for the male part. Or just leave it without a male narrator.
The story was great.. but was very hard to listen to it when it was Robbies point of you view.
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