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Voltaire
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The legendary ironic insightful classic by Voltaire, considered the greatest artistic genius of his era. Introducing the legendary, best-of-all-possible-worlds Pangloss.
A whirlwind trip around the globe with irony, wit, insight, genius, and more at each stop.
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- 400
- 09-15-24
The narrator is nice so far
Just best if you read along to the pdf too, haha. It’s not perfect, but it’s basically good.
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- Pamela Rodriguez
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Great story, not-so-great narrator
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- Arthur Melkonyan
- 06-12-23
Awfully bad narration.
Couldn’t stand how this guy destroyed the book. Even unable to listen the first chapter.
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- Customer 2137
- 04-11-23
Great book, terrible narrator
The guy should at least read the text once before trying to read and record it, as he constantly stumbles on words unfamiliar to him. Very unprofessional.
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- Ms. Zanna
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The goddamn piano 
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- Harman Benda
- 03-17-24
Buyer Beware
If you pay via credit card, you cannot return the audible. As I listened, I thought that is exactly how it would sound if I was reading it out loud for the first time. Not sure how this got on Audible.
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