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Joel Golby
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Joel Golby
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National Best Seller
"This is a funny and beautiful book. What a little bastard." (Russell Brand)
"Every paragraph is like doing a shot with a friend. A double." (Caitlin Moran)
Joel Golby's writing for Vice and The Guardian, with its wry observation and naked self-reflection, has brought him a wide and devoted following. Now, in his first book, he presents a blistering collection of new and newly expanded essays - including the achingly funny viral hit "Things You Only Know When Both Your Parents Are Dead." In this audiobook, he travels to Saudi Arabia, where he acts as a perplexed bystander at a camel pageant; offers a survival guide for the modern dinner party (i.e. how to tactfully escape at the first sign of an adult board game); and gets pitted head-to-head, again and again, with an unpredictable, unpitying subspecies of Londoner: the landlord.
Through it all, he shows that no matter how cruel the misfortune, how absurd the circumstance, there's always the soft punch of a lesson tucked within. This is a book for anyone who overshares, overthinks, has ever felt lost or confused - and who wants to have a good laugh about it.
©2019 Joel Golby (P)2019 Random House AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Wow! WoW! WOW!
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A BBC Best Book of 2019 So Far
“Seeing the byline ‘Joel Golby’ means you’re about to ungraciously snort with laughter in a public place. Golby is sharper at dissecting the madness of 21st-century online existence than any other writer. Every paragraph is like doing a shot with a friend. A double.” (Caitlin Moran, New York Times best-selling author of How to Be a Woman and How to Be Famous)
“Using a blend of insightful self-deprecation and almost lovable braggadocio, Golby tackles subjects big and small with the same forensic thinking and enthusiasm.... [He] is great at switching between the poignant and the absurd, observing life both with the wonder of a toddler who has just discovered where you hid the crayons and the confidence of the friend who tells you ‘I got this’ before attempting to fix your vacuum cleaner.” (Adam Kay, The Guardian)
“A writer who can be funny and offhandedly profound at the same time...[Golby] sometimes feels like a kindred spirit to David Sedaris, but younger and more biting.” (Kirkus Reviews)
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Wow!
- By Justin L. Conforti on 03-04-24
By: Daniel Lefferts
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Some Strange Music Draws Me In
- A Novel
- By: Griffin Hansbury
- Narrated by: Petey Gibson
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s the summer of 1984 in Swaffham, Massachusetts, when Mel (short for Melanie) meets Sylvia, a tough-as-nails trans woman whose shameless swagger inspires Mel’s dawning self-awareness. But Sylvia’s presence sparks fury among her neighbors and throws Mel into conflict with her mother and best friend. Decades later, in 2019, Max (formerly Mel) is on probation from his teaching job for, ironically, defying speech codes around trans identity. Back in Swaffham, he must navigate life as part of a fractured family and face his own role in the disasters of the past.
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Reads like a memoir
- By tribe8fan on 01-06-25
By: Griffin Hansbury
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More than I Love My Life
- A Novel
- By: David Grossman, Jessica Cohen - translator
- Narrated by: Gilli Messer
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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More Than I Love My Life is the story of three strong women: Vera, age ninety; her daughter, Nina; and her granddaughter, Gili, who at thirty-nine is a filmmaker and a wary consumer of affection. A bitter secret divides each mother and daughter pair, though Gili—abandoned by Nina when she was just three—has always been close to her grandmother.
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Disappointing
- By T. Imaging on 11-30-21
By: David Grossman, and others
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Any Human Power
- By: Manda Scott
- Narrated by: Clare Corbett
- Length: 19 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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As Lan lies dying, she makes a promise that binds her long into the Beyond. A decade later her teenage granddaughter is caught up in an international storm of outrage that unleashes the rage of a whole, failed generation. For one shining fragment of time, the world is with her. But then the backlash begins, and soon she and her family are besieged by the press, facing the all-powerful wrath of the old establishment whose only understanding is power-over, not power-with.
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Smart, powerful, intense
- By Nature girl on 08-30-24
By: Manda Scott
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Song of a Captive Bird
- A Novel
- By: Jasmin Darznik
- Narrated by: Mozhan Marnò
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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All through her childhood in Tehran, Forugh Farrokhzad is told that Persian daughters should be quiet and modest. She is taught only to obey, but she always finds ways to rebel - gossiping with her sister among the fragrant roses of her mother's walled garden, venturing to the forbidden rooftop to roughhouse with her three brothers, writing poems to impress her strict, disapproving father, and sneaking out to flirt with a teenage paramour over café glacé. During the summer of 1950, Forugh's passion for poetry takes flight - and tradition seeks to clip her wings.
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I really wanted to love this book, but...
- By Susan on 06-25-18
By: Jasmin Darznik
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Perris, California
- A Novel
- By: Rachel Stark
- Narrated by: Alex McKenna
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Abandoned by first her father and then her mother, as a girl Tessa is left to live with her abusive stepfather and stepbrother. She survives by finding reserves of strength in herself, and by the transformative love of another teenage girl, Mel, who sees through Tessa’s tough exterior to the loving woman inside. When she suddenly loses Mel, too, Tessa stumbles into a kind of refuge with Henry and his mama, becoming a mother and finding herself in a familial existence that somehow carries her into adulthood—until the day she runs into Mel, who has just returned to Perris after years away.
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Get ready to cry!
- By LaAnd on 01-13-25
By: Rachel Stark
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When God Was a Rabbit
- By: Sarah Winman
- Narrated by: Sarah Winman
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Young Elly's world is shaped by those who inhabit it: her loving but maddeningly distractible parents; a best friend who smells of chips and knows exotic words like 'slag'; an ageing fop who tapdances his way into her home, a Shirley Bassey impersonator who trails close behind; lastly, of course, a rabbit called God. In a childhood peppered with moments both ordinary and extraordinary, Elly's one constant is her brother Joe. Twenty years on, Elly and Joe are fully grown and as close as they ever were. Until, that is, an earth-shattering event that threatens to destroy their bond for ever.
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Ordinary, Magical Adventures
- By Billye Kay on 12-06-24
By: Sarah Winman
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The Chinese Groove
- A Novel
- By: Kathryn Ma
- Narrated by: James Chen
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Eighteen-year-old Shelley, born into a much-despised branch of the Zheng family in Yunnan Province and living in the shadow of his widowed father’s grief, dreams of bigger things. Buoyed by an exuberant heart and his cousin Deng’s tall tales about the United States, Shelley heads to San Francisco to claim his destiny, confident that any hurdles will be easily overcome by the awesome powers of the “Chinese groove,” a belief in the unspoken bonds between countrymen that transcend time and borders.
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A delightful surprise
- By R. Glynn on 02-01-23
By: Kathryn Ma
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Family Meal
- A Novel
- By: Bryan Washington
- Narrated by: André Santana, Bryan Washington, Jake Choi
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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The ghost of Kai, the love of Cam's life, won't leave Cam alone. He follows Cam from LA back home to Houston, his visits wild, tender, and unpredictable. But Cam has changed, and when he reenters the orbit of his childhood best friend TJ and his family's bakery, neither Cam nor TJ is sure how to navigate their charged estrangement. Searching for a way past all the wounds and secrets—a way to be okay together, maybe for the first time— the pair find hope and sustenance from the most unlikely source.
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Fantastic.
- By Quinn on 10-11-23
By: Bryan Washington
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How Can I Help You
- By: Laura Sims
- Narrated by: Carlotta Brentan, Maggi-Meg Reed
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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No one knows Margo’s real name. Her colleagues and patrons at a small-town public library only know her middle-aged normalcy, congeniality, and charm. They have no reason to suspect that she is, in fact, a former nurse with a trail of countless premature deaths in her wake. She has turned a new page, so to speak, and the library is her sanctuary, a place to quell old urges.
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what a great listen!
- By Blue sky on 08-03-23
By: Laura Sims
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Corregidora
- By: Gayl Jones
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Here is Gayl Jones' classic novel, the tale of blues singer Ursa, consumed by her hatred of the 19th-century slave master who fathered both her grandmother and mother.
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a powerfully hard read performed wonderfully
- By Amazon Customer on 06-21-21
By: Gayl Jones
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The Book of Essie
- A Novel
- By: Meghan MacLean Weir
- Narrated by: Robbie Daymond, Tara Sands, Erin Spencer
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Esther Ann Hicks - Essie - is the youngest child on Six for Hicks, a reality television phenomenon. She's grown up in the spotlight, both idolized and despised for her family's fire-and-brimstone brand of faith. When Essie's mother, Celia, discovers that Essie is pregnant, she arranges an emergency meeting with the show's producers: Do they sneak Essie out of the country for an abortion? Do they pass the child off as Celia's? Or do they try to arrange a marriage - and a ratings-blockbuster wedding?
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Hope for the future 💗
- By Amazon Customer on 06-23-18
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The Wildest Sun
- A Novel
- By: Asha Lemmie
- Narrated by: Imani Jade Powers
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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When tragedy forces Delphine Auber, an aspiring writer on the cusp of adulthood, from her home in postwar Paris, she seizes the opportunity to embark on the journey she's long dreamed of: finding the father she has never known. But her quest—spanning from Paris to New York’s Harlem, to Havana and Key West—is complicated by the fact that she believes him to be famed luminary Ernest Hemingway, a man just as elusive as he is iconic. She desperately yearns for his approval, as both a daughter and a writer, convinced that he holds the key to who she's truly meant to be.
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delightful, quirky story!
- By Redpen on 03-08-24
By: Asha Lemmie
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Girl at War
- A Novel
- By: Sara Novic
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Zagreb, 1991. Ana Jurić is a carefree 10-year-old, living with her family in a small apartment in Croatia's capital. But that year, civil war breaks out across Yugoslavia, splintering Ana's idyllic childhood. Daily life is altered by food rations and air raid drills, and soccer matches are replaced by sniper fire. Neighbors grow suspicious of one another, and Ana's sense of safety starts to fray. When the war arrives at her doorstep, Ana must find her way in a dangerous world.
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A perfectly timed departure from the predictable template.
- By Sara on 06-03-15
By: Sara Novic
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- Us.
- 08-03-19
Hilarious and unexpectedly deep. Loved it.
The only part I could say was less interesting was a chapter spent with camels, and even that was fantastic.
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- Manatee
- 03-20-19
Definitely a five (5) star audiobook experience
Whether or not you're a longtime Joel Golby instagram follower (not sure how I first came across him but I truly appreciate his brand of Love and Appreciation, and like to consider myself one of his lads despite being female and on a different continent), this is a great listen. Joel's writing and his narration is simultaneously hilarious and comforting. I'm sure reading this in book form is great too but you should seriously hear it read by the author himself for the full experience.
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