
Born on Third
Sick F--k, Book 3
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RJ Bayley
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Ash Ericmore
About this listen
Third times a charm? Alex Cole never gets that lucky.
The cornerstone of private investigation—insurance fraud. Doing it, obviously. And then there’s the taxi job. Run someone to the airport while being chased by who knows what? Mix that in with drugs, party boats, and the Virgin Mary, and you’ve got a pretty standard day for one Mr. Cole.
All for a lousy paycheck.
Full of infanticide, evisceration, sadists, and snuff, Alex Cole is part private detective, part mercenary...all sick f--k. Cole Investigations is open—once more—for business.
Born on Third is an extreme horror novella, painted with the blackest of humor. Consider this a trigger warning for just about everything.
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- Christina Pfeiffer
- 05-08-22
If there isn’t more, I riot!
It’s an Ericmore, I shouldn’t have to say more but I will. Alex really gets himself into a hot mess with this installment. Jason, Mary, and Joe! RJ, as always, brings each character to life as well as shining light on Ericmore’s dark wit. Seriously, I need more ASAP.
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- Keep the underground, underground
- 03-18-24
More Alex Cole
I enjoyed it. Not disappointed but was just not as good as the second. Maybe I’m being unfair because of how insanely good the previous story was and how vivid and gruesome the adjectives of the party were in that book. I’ve actually listened to that story 3 times. I probably won’t listen to this one again. None the less it wasn’t bad by any stretch of the imagination. Just didn’t blow me away like the last one. I’m going to listen to the first story next. I REALLY HOPE they keep on coming. I WILL keep listening!!!
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- Allan Kayne
- 08-04-22
Grotesquely gruesome
Whatever next will Alex Cole get up to?
An awesome listen during a long commute.
Keep 'em coming please.
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- A. Black
- 03-14-24
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amazing series all 3 books are fucking great..thank you ash for the laughs and the other shit
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