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The Worst Detective Ever, Book 5
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Patricia Santomasso
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Christy Barritt
About this listen
Real life is nothing like TV.
Joey Darling, actress and detective by default, is reminded of this point daily. If only problems could be solved in 60 minutes, complete with commercial breaks, closing credits, and a catchy theme song.
Joey accompanies Detective Jackson Sullivan to a crime scene, only to discover she knows the victim. After a friend is accused of murder, Joey can’t refuse her help - however bumbling it might be. Unfortunately, she only seems to dig up more questions instead of desperately needed answers.
When a misguided fan offers clues, Joey discovers something much deeper than a single crime. But can she sort through all the various story lines to get to the truth? Or will one blooper after another put not only the investigation in jeopardy but her life as well?
The Worst Detective Ever series:
Ready to Fumble
Reign of Error
Safety in Blunders
Join the Flub
Blooper Freak
Flaw Abiding Citizen
Gaffe Out Loud
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- Britney
- 05-06-21
Performance is amazing!
I love this series. I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I am having so much fun listening to it. This reader is absolutely amazing. She also does the Katie Parker series. I knew the reader was amazing, but I wasn’t going to write a review until she executed a great Australian accent in this book. After that I knew I had to hand it to her.
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- J. Augustine
- 06-01-20
As answers come, Joey only has more questions...
Joey Darling really is The Worst Detective Ever, but, that is precisely why I love this series, and her, as much as I do. Her life is messy, she gets herself into the absolutely craziest situations, she's funny and frequently clueless, and she drives Jackson crazy with her stunts. But, oh, that's what makes this series from Christy Barritt so much fun to read!
Blooper Freak, all of the books have such fun titles, is the 5th book in the series and a delightful addition. It's a screwball comedy and murder mystery, with a dash of romance, all rolled into one.
Can I just say how much I love the narrator for the audiobook version of Blooper Freak? Her voice is perfect for Joey Darling and truly brings Christy Barritt's wonderful Worst Detective Ever Mysteries to life. The sound and production quality is excellent, couldn't be better, and provided the perfect listening experience. Loved this audiobook and the series...can't wait for more!
(I received a copy of this book from the author. All opinions are entirely my own.)
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