
Blame the Mistletoe
A Pride & Prejudice Novella Variation
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Lexi DeSollar
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Sarah Johnson
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A Pride & Prejudice novella variation.
Unable to stay away from Meryton for long, Fitzwilliam Darcy and Charles Bingley return to Netherfield for Christmas, bringing with them Darcy’s sister Georgiana.
Wickham has already established himself as trustworthy, especially in the eyes of Miss Elizabeth Bennet, giving Darcy an even harder time of winning her heart. Will the mistletoe boughs hung all around help in bringing these two lovers together?
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- Fabulous Mrs B
- 04-25-21
Very cute story
I love the way the used the mistletoe back then. Not a custom I am used to in Sweden. But oh so nice. Really great JAFF.
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