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Big Monty, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Coryn Chatman
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Matt Maxx
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Meet fifth-grader Merlin Montgomery, aka Big Monty. Merlin navigates between his love of astronomy and his desire to be accepted by A’lo Jenkins, the school champion of "yo’ mama" jokes. In Big Monty and the Lunatic Lunch Lady, Merlin discovers that Mrs. Findlehorner has created a monster out of the leftover lasagna and fish sticks to attack the ungrateful students. He and his clever, polka-dot-wearing sister, Josephine, have to figure out how to stop her! Complete with science activities and vocabulary-building fun, Big Monty is sure to please any developing listener.
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- 07-09-20
cool story
will check out more books from this author. Enjoyed the interesting story with a twist.
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