
Behind the Pearly Gates
Heaven's Gossip
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Narrated by:
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Steve Carlson
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By:
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Robert Rahula
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What really happened in the Garden of Eden? Who was behind the serpent and the apple? What was God thinking? At last, it can be told! The unexpurgated story of what really happens in Heaven. Why God created time. The truth about his friendship with Satan. Those rumors of a drinking problem. The meaning of life. Whether sin really exists. The political power of the three angels’ unions. Hear all about it! These are the stories that the cherubim don’t want you to know! This is what really goes on Behind the Pearly Gates.
From Robert Rahula, author of Horror Stories for Children, comes an incisive and humorous collection of short stories revealing the sordid truth and nefarious goings-on in the Garden of Eden.
©2021 Frank Lockhart (P)2022 Frank LockhartListeners also enjoyed...
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