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Narrated by:
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Josh McNeff
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By:
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Ellis Michaels
About this listen
Who said all unicorns are good?
Xavier isn't like other unicorns. He's got attitude and the tongue to match. But that attitude gets him kicked out of Unicaria, the secret part of the forest where all the unicorns live. With nowhere to go, Xavier wanders for days until he is befriended by a young man and woman from a nearby village.
Together, they accidentally uncover an evil wizard's plot to invade Unicaria and kill all the unicorns. When no one believes their story, they take matters into their own hands and embark on a quest to save the unicorns - and, unknowingly, the world.
Bad Unicorn is a stand-alone fantasy novel that tries not to take itself too seriously. Follow Xavier as he adjusts to the humanoid world while trying to save everyone he's ever known. Filled with fun and adventure, humor and horror, this book will change the way you look at unicorns forever.
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- EmFox
- 05-24-20
Great Performance. Good story
I loved the narration. I appreciated the different voices for different characters. It helped to follow the story easily. I felt as though the narrator captured the essence of each character very well. The only struggle I had was with the story itself. I felt as though the author didn’t write to the appropriate age group.
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- Lowell Hurst
- 01-30-20
Enjoyable to hear
this book was fun to listen to. the narrator has a voice I could listen to for hours upon hours! I hope to hear more books and stories read by Josh McNeff!
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- Anonymous User
- 09-29-21
Love the narrator.
All the voices are great! The narrator brought a new style to the fantasy genre you seldom see.
His narration draws you into the story which can be hard to as there is so much audio out there these days, can’t wait for more from Josh McNeff!
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- Nicci McNeff
- 01-09-20
Awesome and hilarious story!
I can't tell you how much I loved listening to this book! The narrator is a perfect match, and really brought the story to life! The story itself is so fun, and I would recommend it for almost any age! Definitely worth it!
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